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  1. I hereby declare all parties are better with a "Soul Train" dance line. 3:03 PM Nov 16th from web
  2. Somewhere there is balance between keeping this dance party going & it turning into a full-fledged wedding reception… 10:08 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  3. Hey everyone, it's 11/11! The date that looks most like corduroy! 8:04 AM Nov 11th from web
  4. Laziest Sunday OF ALL TIME. 6:44 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  5. @agingdragqueen Worse. FedEx. 3:04 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to agingdragqueen
  6. A woman with a RAT TAIL was right in front of me and I didn't have my phone to take pics. Hope it's enough for you to know of its existence. 3:00 PM Nov 6th from web
  7. New favorite site! http://nerdboyfriend.com/ Classic cute nerd boy pics and where to buy their signature styles. I think @_ would love it. 8:22 AM Nov 5th from web
  8. Finally going to see 'Where the Wild Things Are'. Added bonus: popcorn for dinner. 4:15 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  9. Oh leftover Halloween candy, why do you torment me so? 10:21 AM Nov 1st from web
  10. Tim Burton movie marathon tonight. Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Beetlejuice & Mars Attacks. Good times! 9:26 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  11. Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny! #HalloweenJokes 3:52 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  12. What was Dracula's favorite part of his trip to New York? Seeing the Vampire State Building. #HalloweenJokes 3:28 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  13. Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze! #HalloweenJokes 2:37 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  14. It's not even dark yet, but the scary sound effects are blaring through the neighborhood. Werewolves! 1:39 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  15. Sneezing while putting on mascara does not end well. 12:57 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  16. @agingdragqueen The new features on the camera (you can choose a focal point!) and video capabilities make the 3GS awesome. Want. 7:25 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie in reply to agingdragqueen
  17. Shut it, Wolf Blitzer. 2:42 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  18. OMG, my friend Pat from high school is on Iron Chef! Anyone still in touch with Patrick Munster? @ElzigMunster, is that you? 4:36 PM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  19. Today was kind of crummy. Solution? Order pizza and crack open a bottle of champagne. 4:20 PM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  20. A day of discovery: just found out my oven is from 1986 at latest and runs 75° too hot. It's a regular baking comedy of errors. 10:49 AM Oct 25th from Tweetie