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  1. I sometimes miss the simple days where a grappling hook and a pair of hand cuffs were all it took to do this job.
  2. @AwesomeD I envy your mask. I think if you put on a Kevlar vest underneath your coat you could realy be a force to reckon with.
  3. @OracleBG I can't make it Could you possible patch me through via short wave radio?
  4. @_RealJoker_ I hate you Joker. I don't hate much but I absolutely loathe you. Even as a second rate villein you annoy me.
  5. @SadDeadpool Yet over abundant.
  6. @_RealJoker_ I wont let that happen Joker.
  7. Walking into a Gotham bar to get some information is very much like walking into Jaba's palace. Everyone is so disfigured and criminal.
  8. @_Mon_El_ In Gotham the law works very much like a red sun to you.
  9. I am all for the district attorney who will abolish speeding tickets.
  10. Bane is subdued but what is strange is he wasn't hopped up on venom. I think I smell Scarecrow or Mad Hatter at work here.
  11. @OracleBG The sole alarm clock is in Alfreds quarters for that reason.
  12. I hate chasing Bane. Knowing he can break my back if I slip even once is nauseating. Best be off.
  13. @OracleBG Try moaning and loud cursing fallowed by a general acceptance of the fresh green tea. Its how I win the fight.
  14. @OracleBG I don't think I'll ever give Alfred the opportunity to use that thing again.
  15. Little know fact every time Alfred draws back the curtains in the morning I do battle with the sun. That is the hardest part of my day.
  16. Thinking about expanding the bat cave. Maybe adding a new Direct entrance to Gotham sewers. Any thoughts?
  17. @OracleBG I do like to know everything. Glad I can count on you to keep me updated.
  18. @KatWoman17 Well I'd let you but I'm afraid it would be comprimising.
  19. @_Lois_Lane Ever the boyscout as they say. I keep a needle and threat on hand.
  20. @Shadow_Lass or course she does.