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  1. ...but you must be willing to maim, taunt, torture and fuck on a daily basis. 3:36 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  2. While I've been away, Hell's had a shake-up. We now have some jobs available down here. They pay well, and the weather is always warm... 3:34 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  3. @alanjlee If you're offering, I'll have a margarita. Make it a double shot of tequila, and a combination coke/salt rim, please. Gracias! 3:32 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to alanjlee
  4. I can't reveal My holiday location. I don't want media attention next time I visit - and besides, none of you would be able to afford it. 3:29 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  5. Why, hello My dears! Did you miss Me? I've been on vacation... 3:23 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  6. If it can't be drank, injected, snorted, swallowed or fucked, it's not worth paying for. 3:38 PM Oct 1st from Tweetie
  7. Sorry I've been absent from Twitter, darlings. God and I have been debating over who gets to keep Swayze... 3:57 AM Sep 29th from Tweetie
  8. @VicDarkwood I'm sure we can come to some agreement, My dear. First, do you prefer cash, blowjobs, cocaine, or unadulterated fame? 5:33 PM Sep 25th from Tweetie in reply to VicDarkwood
  9. @VicDarkwood We keep them chilled down here - it's the only way to bear the heat, I'm afraid! 5:20 PM Sep 25th from Tweetie in reply to VicDarkwood
  10. @VicDarkwood Fine work, My dear. Carry on - and I'm sure I'll see you down here in no time for a martini. 2:01 PM Sep 25th from Tweetie in reply to VicDarkwood
  11. @Advances Interesting, darling. Only sometimes? 2:00 PM Sep 25th from Tweetie in reply to Advances
  12. Say 'yes' to everything. Boundaries are made to be stretched - and in some cases, torn. Related: always carry lubricant. 1:06 AM Sep 25th from Tweetie
  13. As for Daddy, a swift punch to the groin will always work. Just don't expect any more brothers or sisters - ever. 12:46 AM Sep 25th from Tweetie
  14. Kids, if Mummy's not giving you what you want, give her a nice, hard nipple cripple. Ask your schoolmates if you're not sure what it is. 12:45 AM Sep 25th from Tweetie
  15. @caveman1294 Erm, yes it does. Tell him to close his eyes and imagine Sasha Grey. 4:14 AM Sep 24th from Tweetie in reply to caveman1294
  16. Making out with your boss at the office Christmas party won't net you that pay rise. A quick blowjob in the bathroom is another story... 3:29 PM Sep 23rd from Tweetie
  17. Boys, don't ask if she wants a facial. Of course she does - and girls just love surprises! 1:40 AM Sep 21st from Tweetie
  18. (I call that "The Ancient Greek Resolution") 1:28 AM Sep 21st from Tweetie
  19. There's few arguments in life that can't be resolved with a bottle of Scotch, some anal beads, and a bottle of lube. Fight it out, boys! 1:27 AM Sep 21st from Tweetie
  20. @Alexia_Belial That, My dear, is spectacular! 1:24 AM Sep 21st from Tweetie in reply to Alexia_Belial