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...but you must be willing to maim, taunt, torture and fuck on a daily basis.
3:36 AM Nov 5th
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While I've been away, Hell's had a shake-up. We now have some jobs available down here. They pay well, and the weather is always warm...
3:34 AM Nov 5th
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@ If you're offering, I'll have a margarita. Make it a double shot of tequila, and a combination coke/salt rim, please. Gracias!
3:32 AM Nov 5th
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in reply to alanjlee
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I can't reveal My holiday location. I don't want media attention next time I visit - and besides, none of you would be able to afford it.
3:29 AM Nov 5th
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Why, hello My dears! Did you miss Me? I've been on vacation...
3:23 AM Nov 5th
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If it can't be drank, injected, snorted, swallowed or fucked, it's not worth paying for.
3:38 PM Oct 1st
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Sorry I've been absent from Twitter, darlings. God and I have been debating over who gets to keep Swayze...
3:57 AM Sep 29th
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@ I'm sure we can come to some agreement, My dear. First, do you prefer cash, blowjobs, cocaine, or unadulterated fame?
5:33 PM Sep 25th
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in reply to VicDarkwood
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@ We keep them chilled down here - it's the only way to bear the heat, I'm afraid!
5:20 PM Sep 25th
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in reply to VicDarkwood
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@ Fine work, My dear. Carry on - and I'm sure I'll see you down here in no time for a martini.
2:01 PM Sep 25th
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in reply to VicDarkwood
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@ Interesting, darling. Only sometimes?
2:00 PM Sep 25th
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in reply to Advances
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Say 'yes' to everything. Boundaries are made to be stretched - and in some cases, torn.
Related: always carry lubricant.
1:06 AM Sep 25th
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As for Daddy, a swift punch to the groin will always work. Just don't expect any more brothers or sisters - ever.
12:46 AM Sep 25th
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Kids, if Mummy's not giving you what you want, give her a nice, hard nipple cripple. Ask your schoolmates if you're not sure what it is.
12:45 AM Sep 25th
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@ Erm, yes it does. Tell him to close his eyes and imagine Sasha Grey.
4:14 AM Sep 24th
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in reply to caveman1294
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Making out with your boss at the office Christmas party won't net you that pay rise. A quick blowjob in the bathroom is another story...
3:29 PM Sep 23rd
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Boys, don't ask if she wants a facial. Of course she does - and girls just love surprises!
1:40 AM Sep 21st
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(I call that "The Ancient Greek Resolution")
1:28 AM Sep 21st
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There's few arguments in life that can't be resolved with a bottle of Scotch, some anal beads, and a bottle of lube. Fight it out, boys!
1:27 AM Sep 21st
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@ That, My dear, is spectacular!
1:24 AM Sep 21st
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in reply to Alexia_Belial
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- Name Lucifer Beelzebub
- Location Hades
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