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Of course I didn't put on sun screen, this is Scotland, the only things we keep in the medicine cabinet is pills, liqueur & bandages. about 13 hours ago via web
My arms are unbelievably sun-burnt. This is why I don't go outside! D: I resemble a well dressed lobster, bloody UV rays. about 13 hours ago via web
@cameronMstewart I loved you right up until you made the iComment :') about 16 hours ago via web in reply to cameronMstewart
@cameronMstewart You have become the comic-book Buddha, giving away all your possessions, this is 21st century spirituality right here :') about 17 hours ago via web
@iAkishiil Usually my policy but 'Greedy' is also on TV and it's easier to have that as back-ground noise than LOTR, problem solved :) about 19 hours ago via web in reply to iAkishiil
@ConorDA Such as? :) about 19 hours ago via web in reply to ConorDA
I sit down to start drafting a new short story, Lord of The Rings II comes on TV. It's like God, and SKY, just don't want me to write. about 19 hours ago via web
They are playing stuff from West Side Story! I may weep I'm so pleased :D about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@richardgeorge93 Each to their own :) Doubles rather than Mount Doom for me personally. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to richardgeorge93
As a bass clarinet player I can't not love the music from 'The Third Man', bloody catchy walking bass line. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@richardgeorge93 Blasphemy! The 16 is like dish-water and the 18 is like borax. Barrel quality before age in whiskey :) about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to richardgeorge93
I love 'Movie Night' on classic FM, they played the theme from The Godfather earlier & now they're playing The Charge Of The Light Brigade. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for Android
BBCBreaking #Scotland becomes first part of UK to approve a minimum unit price for alcohol, at 50p per unit bbc.in/JM1acW 9:19 AM May 24th via BBC News Retweeted by _Rumour_ and 306 others
Terrible news for wine and lager drinkers though, that's what you get for drinking rubbish. There's a reason I bleed whiskey. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Just reviewed the passed bill for minimum charge on alcohol per unit here in Scotland, Glenfiddich 12yr whiskey is not affected. Hallelujah! about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android
Time to lie out in the hammock in the sun, I have 2 books to get through today, the radio is, as usual, my reading companion. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@foxhops Poor impulse control and mind boredom is my main reasons but I can see how anxiety may contribute :) 1:09 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to foxhops
Sitting out on the decking with my father, eating popcorn for dinner & discussing our favourite murders, in order of brutality :) 1:04 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
Hacking all your hair off is so bloody satisfying, I don't know why I don't do this more often. 9:44 AM May 25th via web
Downside to working outside: chain smoking. I go through 10 a day but as soon as it's sunny I'm smoking 30 like it's high-school again. 8:39 AM May 25th via web

Name Emma-Jane Paterson
Location Scotland, UK.
Web http://thisisrumo...
Bio WRITER. BLOGGER. CONSULTING SOCIOPATH. MUSICIAN. POTENTIAL ALCOHOLIC. SMART-ASS. SCOTTISH.