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Dear universe, i give thanks for bounty that is leftover sandwich and ask that you bless my neighbor with tidings of angry bees. Abundance.
about 1 hour ago
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Por um mundo
onde o acesso à internet tenha como
pré-requisito nota sete num teste de
inteligência e bom senso.
about 1 hour ago
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Esse povo que fala que asiáticas
não são gostosas é porque nunca
viram: Yuri, YoonA, CL, Ayumi Hamasaki, BoA, Sooyoung e Hyoyeon.
about 1 hour ago
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@ Troquei música celta/koreana por: Mama da Valesca. feat. Mr Catra. É Cultura.
about 1 hour ago
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in reply to David_Scofield
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I'm like a shark: I need to keep
moving forward and I ate a young
lady's arm in 2003 kjdksncgf.
about 2 hours ago
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@ You are a national treasure (the good kind, not like the nicolas cage films)
about 2 hours ago
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Curto muito ser o último a saber que minha amiga tá indo em julho passar dois anos na frança.
about 2 hours ago
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G Dragon - A Boy
about 3 hours ago
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Watching YouTube marriage
proposals at gunpoint.
about 3 hours ago
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It's hard to really know how much you
hate someone until you hear them
running in flip-flops.
about 4 hours ago
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Broa noite galerous.
about 4 hours ago
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Misturei um brigado com boa noite e mandei um "broa noite beijos" pra mulher do taxi.
about 4 hours ago
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Yay não vou sair hoje, vou assistir meus tokusatsus.
about 5 hours ago
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Just discussing the logistics of the
inevitable deaths of our pets with
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about 5 hours ago
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in reply to adambozarth
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People have reached out to me asking for comedy writing tips. They might as well reach out to Paris Hilton for tips on how to remain chaste.
about 6 hours ago
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My life is just like madmen! ( i'm
assuming Don Draper eats whole
pizzas in bed.)
about 6 hours ago
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Acabei de ver um aviso da prefeitura
de "não estacione" escrito em comic-
sans. Morri e voltei à vida.
about 7 hours ago
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@ Not his user pic, the
background photo on his twitter
page. Are you looking using a
browser and not the iPhone app.
about 7 hours ago
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Greek yogurt is my favorite thing to
eat that looks like a pile of curdled,
rotten shit nuggets.
about 8 hours ago
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"Hey now, you're
an all star, get your game on, go play!"
about 8 hours ago
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- Name Anderson Moura
- Location Brasil
- Bio Faço o melhor que sou capaz e levo a vida devagar pra não faltar amor. E foda-se o resto.
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