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_Mouraan

  1. Dear universe, i give thanks for bounty that is leftover sandwich and ask that you bless my neighbor with tidings of angry bees. Abundance.
  2. Por um mundo onde o acesso à internet tenha como pré-requisito nota sete num teste de inteligência e bom senso.
  3. Esse povo que fala que asiáticas não são gostosas é porque nunca viram: Yuri, YoonA, CL, Ayumi Hamasaki, BoA, Sooyoung e Hyoyeon.
  4. @david_scofield Troquei música celta/koreana por: Mama da Valesca. feat. Mr Catra. É Cultura.
  5. I'm like a shark: I need to keep moving forward and I ate a young lady's arm in 2003 kjdksncgf.
  6. @mrgeorgewallace You are a national treasure (the good kind, not like the nicolas cage films)
  7. Curto muito ser o último a saber que minha amiga tá indo em julho passar dois anos na frança.
  8. #nowplaying G Dragon - A Boy
  9. Watching YouTube marriage proposals at gunpoint.
  10. It's hard to really know how much you hate someone until you hear them running in flip-flops.
  11. Broa noite galerous.
  12. Misturei um brigado com boa noite e mandei um "broa noite beijos" pra mulher do taxi.
  13. Yay não vou sair hoje, vou assistir meus tokusatsus.
  14. Just discussing the logistics of the inevitable deaths of our pets with @adambozarth
  15. People have reached out to me asking for comedy writing tips. They might as well reach out to Paris Hilton for tips on how to remain chaste.
  16. My life is just like madmen! ( i'm assuming Don Draper eats whole pizzas in bed.)
  17. Acabei de ver um aviso da prefeitura de "não estacione" escrito em comic- sans. Morri e voltei à vida.
  18. @hell_homer Not his user pic, the background photo on his twitter page. Are you looking using a browser and not the iPhone app.
  19. Greek yogurt is my favorite thing to eat that looks like a pile of curdled, rotten shit nuggets.
  20. #myfavorite90ssong "Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play!"