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_Monocle_

  1. @Deliriumtree Hee. You make a tired man smile, Dear Tree. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Deliriumtree
  2. @Deliriumtree If my driver doesn't join in! about 15 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Deliriumtree
  3. I have the only airport shuttle driver in my region who goes 5mph under the speed limit. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. @Deliriumtree I think we'll go with raw fortitude, maybe a cool shower about 16 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Deliriumtree
  5. @Deliriumtree Thank you, Dear Tree. I'm going on 23 hours no sleep, but I need to push 4 or 5 more. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Deliriumtree
  6. Home again. Jiggety-jog. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. #Microlensing - 26/5/12 - Xeno wp.me/p1h2Bg-qS about 23 hours ago via WordPress.com
  8. @Deliriumtree That's why he's my favorite. He just seemed more almost-mad than most. 8:43 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Deliriumtree
  9. @Deliriumtree oh, you *know* Tom Baker was, with that Cheshire grin. 8:39 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Deliriumtree
  10. @Deliriumtree the reason the effects used to be so cheap is they blew the budget on coverup makeup all the time. 8:34 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Deliriumtree
  11. @Deliriumtree well, I figure that's how a lot of episodes actually start. But they cut that part out. 8:28 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Deliriumtree
  12. @Deliriumtree I'm fairly certain that paradoxical wanking is one of the reasons the Tardis was invented to begin with. 8:21 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Deliriumtree
  13. @Deliriumtree You make a killer Companion, Dear Tree. Hell, I think you'd rock as a Doctor, too. First one with a cape! 8:16 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Deliriumtree
  14. @Deliriumtree Oh, I do hope so! 8:12 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Deliriumtree
  15. @Deliriumtree if only. I cross the international date line. 8:08 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Deliriumtree
  16. On the way to the airport to go home. My flight arrives home 20 minutes before it leaves here. 8:04 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. @mitdasein You need a Kickstarter. Or a Pickstarter - it's KS's more nasal competitor. 8:01 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to mitdasein
  18. @michchievous Ha! Perfect. 7:49 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to michchievous
  19. @michchievous Yuck! Math orgies *can* be fun, but they need the right lube. 7:46 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to michchievous
  20. @michchievous that sounds rather more fiddly than an F-22 7:44 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to michchievous
  • Name Monocle
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  • Bio I am the little devil on your shoulder, stroking your neck with my tail, whispering obscenities into your ear, and looking down your blouse.
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