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_Mellenes

  1. "$20 a week that's like $40 a month!" (again) -my mother #ctfu
  2. "you're the one who said you like bologna on your cheeseburgers... I mean barbecue sauce!" -my mother hahaha πŸ˜‚
  3. He may be book smart but that's about it πŸ˜„
  4. My brother thought the Olson twins were the twins on the newer Parent Trap when it was Lindsey Lohan. Heated debate and I won 😊 #soHA
  5. My calves get strained so easily πŸ˜“ #ouch
  6. I miss @BlastInAFlask ! #partyshere #timestwo ❀
  7. My stomach is killing me πŸ˜–
  8. @BlastInAFlask Hahahaha "that cunt just pissed on my pillow!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  9. I have the first most common name in the United States #gofigure #notsurprised twitter.com/_Mellenes/stat…
  10. Fat rabbit instagr.am/p/LOTnnHMQdp/
  11. Only bad thing about holding my bunny is she gets curious and bites holes in my shirt πŸ°πŸ˜’
  12. @stephanieee_19 Haha oh Patrick
  13. @shawnjacklitch Lucky!!
  14. @DiegoAnMe EW!
  15. Lol I suck at Scramble with Friends @stephanieee_19 twitter.com/_Mellenes/stat…
  16. @my_ash_is_big Hahahaha I LOVE your twitter name