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_Marlboro_Man

  1. Not having a phone for a few weeks has been nice. It's proving to be a pain in the ass now, however. 12:27 PM May 27th via web
  2. @neeklowe I'm not entirely sure. I think around Thursday. 12:25 PM May 27th via web
  3. City dwellers are the most irksome and vile of all Satan's minions. 1:03 PM May 26th via web
  4. I'd kill to be back in the US. London is surely one of the outer most parts of hell. 1:00 PM May 26th via web
  5. @ThePiedPyper You caught me. I use it purely as a blanket term to shame women for having open sexual relations. Jude the Obscure style. Cool 2:22 PM May 25th via web in reply to ThePiedPyper
  6. The number of skanks is inversely proportional to how often I get laid #foreveralone 10:49 AM May 25th via web
  7. Today we found a 2-liter of Strongbow... I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this. 10:47 AM May 25th via web
  8. I want to wear my watch-cap to dinner, but I dare say it'd be uncouth. 10:43 AM May 25th via web
  9. Duck Frake. 10:41 AM May 25th via web
  10. "You're a teenager no-more, teenager no-more, if we weren't at the Northern shore, I'd buy you a whore." 10:39 AM May 25th via web
  11. @kayla_juuune you have an inhuman memory then! Thank you for the sentiment, I would never remember without FB 10:36 AM May 25th via web in reply to kayla_juuune
  12. Today I walked to the North Sea. I saw some dead crabs, a dead weasel, and a dead pheasant. 10:13 AM May 25th via web
  13. None of you jerk-offs wished me a Happy 20th yesterday. 9:25 AM May 25th via web
  14. Morning wood. 8:34 PM May 22nd via Mobile Web
  15. Gone are the days of civility. We used to be able to beat vagrants and homeless with clubs and run them out of town. 10:19 AM May 22nd via Mobile Web
  16. @Drewnumber2 @Sarabellum12 I'm not crankin' out koolade, dog. Plus his name is Bruce. The sperm is black..... NOT 9:56 AM May 22nd via Mobile Web in reply to Drewnumber2
  17. Laying in bed, watching a program on Hilter, then going to eat and get zooted with some foreign bitches. Decent. 9:54 AM May 22nd via Mobile Web
  18. @Sarabellum12 I think my one sperm is probably unmotivated and likely has an alcohol problem 9:49 AM May 22nd via Mobile Web in reply to Sarabellum12
  19. @CaseyRyan1017 ok, to be honest your joke flew way way over my head. I only just caught it 9:47 AM May 22nd via Mobile Web in reply to CaseyRyan1017
  20. @CaseyRyan1017 exactly. My logic is infallible 9:45 AM May 22nd via Mobile Web in reply to CaseyRyan1017