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_L_M_C_

  1. Thank you for your various nicenesses. Sleep well, nice people. about 1 hour ago via web
  2. My dad would have been 55 today. Miss him. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @PCraigUK I don't think so, but I wheel it out every year! 12:17 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PCraigUK
  4. @ElliottClarkson Sure. 12:11 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ElliottClarkson
  5. No, YOU'RE a visionsongcontest. 12:02 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Sorry guys. I pressed the ESC key and now there's going to be a Eurovision Song Contest :( 10:49 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @tkingdoll Definitely send that one to Chat magazine. Could win £50. 4:32 AM May 26th via web in reply to tkingdoll
  8. Shia Labeouf fact: Shia Labeouf is French for 'shy of the beef'. 4:27 AM May 26th via web
  9. This is amazing. 'Shia Lebeouf' by Tally Hall's @robcantor soundcloud.com/rob-cantor/shi… 4:25 AM May 26th via web
  10. @beanisacarrot Doing stuff by volume seems so wrong. 4:03 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to beanisacarrot
  11. I've got a placard made with a plus symbol on it. So that's a positive sign. 3:06 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @frogmouth sorry :( 3:05 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to frogmouth
  13. @jannism :) 3:05 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jannism
  14. @ChribHibble Possibly. I'm so sorry. Unacceptable. 1:46 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ChribHibble
  15. @Arseburgers It's not even ten AM! 1:45 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Arseburgers
  16. @realgonerocks One I can't stand is 'a couple minutes'. USE 'OF' YOU UNGRATEFUL OF-AVOIDING OF-DODGER 1:41 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to realgonerocks
  17. I mean, good morning. 1:39 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Apologies for all the effing and jeffing earlier. In my defence I was fucking a man called Jeff. 1:38 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone