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_Finlayson

  1. Dude, you dropped a chip. youtu.be/f15iu-D8tlg 9:02 AM May 18th via web
  2. I didn't get the 'we-still-care-about-Banksy' memo. 7:17 AM May 17th via web
  3. I love this. So will you. youarelistening.to/newyork 8:42 PM May 16th via web
  4. Watching focus groups in my jim jams. OMG remember underoos?? I miss Bradlees. #streamofconsciousness 2:01 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone from New York, NY  
  5. Atlantic Terminal Shopping Center: Where faith in humanity goes to die. 1:40 PM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone from New York, NY  
  6. Things that don't exist: Restaurant web sites with the address on the front page. 8:34 PM May 14th via web
  7. Working all night is making it nearly impossible to re-caulk my bathtub. My life is so exciting. 5:09 PM May 14th via web
  8. @luckyshirt clapclapclapclap 8:26 AM May 14th via web in reply to luckyshirt
  9. @luckyshirt Slow clap... 8:22 AM May 14th via web in reply to luckyshirt
  10. Hey hipster boys, is there any more room for me in those jeans? NOPE. 9:25 AM May 12th via web from New York, NY
  11. @M_Goldwert You know how. 9:12 AM May 11th via web in reply to M_Goldwert
  12. John Travolta sexually assaulted me when he made the movie Michael. 3:40 PM May 10th via web
  13. Heads up, ladies. The front-facing camera on your iPhone is not your friend. 5:21 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone from New York, NY  
  14. Why hasn't Too-Big-For-Stroller (aka Robert Arryn) appeared on Game of Thrones recently?? 7:41 AM May 7th via web
  15. The Canarsie bound L train is faux hawk headquarters. 10:17 PM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone from New York, NY  
  16. If you think I'm putting on pants to eat this burrito in bed you're wrong. 10:39 AM May 2nd via web from New York, NY
  17. This is my life in gif form: thisadvertisinglife.tumblr.com 10:06 AM May 2nd via web from New York, NY
  18. youtube.com/watch?feature=… My lady boner is so hard right now. 9:31 PM May 1st via web from New York, NY
  19. "Pronouncing Bon Iver is sighing wistfully once or twice, then crying over a love you never had." 4:58 PM Apr 29th via web from New York, NY
  • Name Martha K.
  • Location Brooklyn, NY
  • Web http://finlayson....
  • Bio Brooklyn. Tequila and whiskey are my vices.
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