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_DrunkBlonde

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  2. Supposed to be ready in an hour and I'm laying in bed with wet hair. #help
  3. I'm laying in bed in my towel eating cold pizza. This hangover is out of hand.
  4. Never makes plans the day after drinking for four days on vacation straight. #struggling
  5. WE REMEMBER β€πŸ’™πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ #thankyou
  6. Sorry mom and dad...apparently I'm really bad at answering my phone twitter.com/_DrunkBlonde/s…
  7. I want to sleep forever.
  8. Sitting in the car while everyone else packs it up. #bratstatus
  9. I've ingested far too much alcohol into my system this weekend.
  10. This hangover <<<<
  11. Drunk me either makes really, really awesome decisions, or really fucking stupid ones.
  12. Y'all need to relax! I'm alive and well! I'm with my family for the weekend, no time to tweet!
  13. β€œ@BoobsOnBlonde: @_DrunkBlonde in case I had doubts, we officially lead the same life. #ilovewhiskey” drink of choice
  14. Honeyyyyy honeyyyyy, come and daaaanceee with meeee #DMB
  15. Ladies, learn how to drink whiskey: twitter.com/_DrunkBlonde/s…
  16. Day 3 of memorial day weekend...I don't know how I'm still alive.
  17. "If you wanna do drugs fine, do em, just don't spend my tax dollars on em." -Momma #amen
  18. Autocorrect t just makes drunk texting the easiest thing ever
  19. I need to pass out. #toodrunk