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- Celebratin' with a tall glass of tap water.
35 minutes ago
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SNAPPLE, you dog. That's all it took? Never leave me, Corporate America.
about 5 hours ago
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alright SNAPPLE. you win. i'm following you. with no reciprocation. i'm at your all-natural and delicious mercy.
about 6 hours ago
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@ not blackface.
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to ambarella
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@ quick, before you forget, what was your paper about?
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to JoshlikeGermany
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@ Dopey did the injecting, so the track marks were on her ass, but Doc found out anyway.
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to JoshlikeGermany
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@ Drug charges.
about 11 hours ago
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@ Snow White is not a hooker!
about 11 hours ago
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about 11 hours ago
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in reply to JoshlikeGermany
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@ Look at you! You're pretty! You hang in there, handsome man. You're gonna make it.
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to JoshlikeGermany
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@ is so delicious i swam 2 africa 2 read a novelization of sex & the city 2 the children & YELLED WHEN THEY DIDN'T CRY
9:54 PM Nov 22nd
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This @ is NOT delicious and i'm wondering why i'm left out! Stupid undelicious @!
9:38 PM Nov 22nd
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@ hes all 'the veil of ignorance is a useful hypothetical 4 finding conditions of justice... & 2 HIDE UGLIES!' & im all 'LOL, JOHN!'
3:42 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to elisaftw
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slow sunday with john rawls. SNAPPLE.
3:22 PM Nov 22nd
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@ on the bright side, condensate is a word! except it's the noun referring to the stuff that condenses.
3:14 PM Nov 22nd
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@ Don't bother comin to nasty 'brasky; it's not worth it. (but i'd cuddle ur bunz off if you did.)
3:38 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to ohjawbone
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yo momma teeth so yellow, Snapple refuses 2 flow into her mouth so thats why she drinks dirty hookah water & is also so stupid
12:26 PM Nov 21st
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yo momma so old & stupid, when God invented Snapple, she refused to switch over from dinosaur piss for, like, @ least a decade
12:23 PM Nov 21st
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Yo momma didn't drink SNAPPLE while she was pregnant with you, and that explains so much.
2:37 AM Nov 21st
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Yo momma is so dumb, she doesn't know the best stuff on earth just got better.
2:36 AM Nov 21st
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- Name Caleb Pickard
- Location Lincoln, Nebraska
- Bio *My* demographic is more privileged than *your* demographic.
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