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_Blaggins

  1. @HARTfulDodger did you forget to get your license?
  2. @HARTfulDodger that didn't last long!
  3. @Herring1967 surely she couldn't speak scouse, anyway?
  4. @becs1704 look down... That's where.
  5. @DaveGorman WOW! I had no idea it was even possible to misuse "never fails to disappoint". Had to check @Disappointweets just to see how!
  6. @mini_Dodger the hat's sensible, but those trousers just look too small! Poor kid, call child services, parents can't even afford trousers!
  7. @mini_Dodger @HARTfulDodger are you tweeting at yourself now? #lostit
  8. @Herring1967 "one way or the other" sounds vaguely menacing! I wait with baited breath.
  9. @Herring1967 any word on next Monday's guest yet?
  10. @becs1704 I'll try, but I make no promises.
  11. @mini_Dodger you should've come to see me - we could've eat noodles!
  12. @Herring1967 definitely just guff right near his nose, then shout "SNIFF THAT, SNIFFY"!
  13. @HARTfulDodger "you're the best, around, nothing's ever gonna keep you down"
  14. @HARTfulDodger phew! Welcome back.
  15. @HARTfulDodger imagine you died, & that was the last tweet you ever sent. In your obit you'd be described as a serendipity fan.
  16. @becs1704 @hartfuldodger just googled it - it's from a chick flick called serendipity. Wow. Just wow. Oddest tweet ever.
  17. @HARTfulDodger what is that quoting? It's super-gay. And super-gay of you to tweet it. Just so you know.
  18. @becs1704 I'm guessing it's football related. It's the only time @HARTfulDodger shows any emotion.
  19. @stuheritage on the plus side, "poundbase" sounds cool!
  20. @becs1704 wow, French much?! Ha ha!