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  1. Mini marshmallow gun: http://twitpic.com/qyhoz Only a crazy ass uncle would buy this. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. My husband thinks the chiropractor is giving him delayed fart reaction. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. WTF: Toy gun for sale that shoots mini marshmallows. Why would I even buy this? Can you imagine the mess on a hot summer day? about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. @BitterOldPunk ok but don't get mad when I'm no fun! 2:39 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  5. @BitterOldPunk Mom, bong hits just turn me into a conspiracy theorist how about vodka? 1:57 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  6. H1N1-pretty sure the little guy has it. #oink 1:55 PM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  7. The dustpan dissapeared.WTF? Where could it have possibly gone? 10:11 AM Nov 22nd from TweetDeck
  8. Paperoni? Really? I wonder if it's as awesome as the commercial claims? Probably not. 4:29 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  9. After 6 yrs. of living here I finally am able to go and relax in my own bedroom! #ILikeFurniture 4:57 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  10. My speedometer is dead. I never realized how neurotic I am about checking my speed until it stopped working. 1:35 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  11. Oooh I've got ReTweet beta. Too bad I'm not RT'd! 6:10 PM Nov 19th from web
  12. @CalliCoop you have cankles now? 1:58 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to CalliCoop
  13. I'm reading The Gamble by Thomas Ricks. I've learned more about the war in Iraq in 30 pages then since the war began. 1:56 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  14. @CalliCoop My favorite type of tantrum. Was it public or private? 12:23 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to CalliCoop
  15. @arleigh. What about Joe Twitter? What does he ask? 12:21 PM Nov 19th from mobile web
  16. RT @arleigh: isabella twitter asks, "watcha doin?"// love the Phineas and Ferb ref. 12:17 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  17. In the DS game Madagascar 2 (rated E) you have to kill people. This includes the bad kitty old lady. I'm conflicted. 12:13 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  18. My kids are playing with their Halloween candy like dolls. Someone asked: "Do you want a piece of me?" I think it was smartyboy. 10:23 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  19. Staying home with the kids brings me dangerously close to losing my mind. 7:22 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  20. I let the kids have a sick day. We are watching Spongebob until the coffee kicks in. (coffee is for me only) 5:25 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  • Name Bird
  • Location NY
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  • Bio I'm a mom & I work in a clinic for economically deprived women. Oh and I'm also a wife/wanna be poet.
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