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  1. RT @nordette_verite: Sapphire's Push: Merciless Honesty, a review of the book on which movie Precious is based. http://bit.ly/lbhui
  2. Gabriel Iglesias, fluffy and funny.
  3. RT @timlawler: $29000 bill for 5 minutes in ER shines light on health costs http://bit.ly/2Pq4xD
  4. What's w/ the bio: "casual dresser, avid twitterer, flirty"? I just got 2 requests w/ diff names, same bio. #unfollow
  5. Wow celebrity sex rehab is odd/unsettling I feel like a voyeur and feel like Dr. Drew is inviting us in, in a not so febreezy way.
  6. The only reason to watch SNL is bc Mad TV no longer exists. There is always Chelsea & Wanda
  7. #Suckit Saturday. When I unfollow all those who won't follow me back. (Ok, so I kept all the newsies on)
  8. Watching yet another Charlie Brown special. My kids love Charlie Brown so much. #IGotARock
  9. @CalliCoop I knew someone would agree with me!
  10. RT @submom: My ogling a William Sonoma catalogue is not unlike a eunuch ogling a Victoria Secret catalogue/LMAO
  11. RT @lizditz: A pro-vaccine article on HuffPo http://bit.ly/2m4qbl solid, well-researched, with footnotes. //Nice find from @lizditz
  12. I think being a happily married wife makes it ok to barter sex for chores, as in foreplay begins in the kitchen. What do you think?
  13. Yes I yelled at my son,he wasn't supposed to be running around inside. Maybe you all shouldve yelled at your kids as well. Mine stopped.
  14. So annoyed so very annoyed.
  15. I have an extreme hatred for my vacuumn cleaner. I want one that freaking works!
  16. Weird, two new followers this am, both have almost=followers to friends, both have the same bio. Co-inky-dink? Or fake?
  17. @salberts66 gross!
  18. New med combo: flexeril, pain pill, and decongestant. ~Whoa~
  19. If I go to bed now will the dirty dishes will be cleaned up by the dish fairy?
  20. I've tweeted over 900 xs. Getting bored.