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Engrish win! Fammy Album: http://twitpic.com/d5l0z 7:34 AM Aug 8th from Echofon
@senor_mc interesting 5th element fact. One of my fave scifi films. +50 geek pts awarded 5:30 AM Aug 8th from Echofon in reply to senor_mc
Follow pappy or he'll beat me RT @grumpassgrumpaw: There's 7 minutes left to #FF me. Fuckers. 9:54 PM Aug 7th from Echofon
@senor_mc ok 2nd choice is under the bridge. Reminds me of moving to Austin & meeting @quincytweets for 1st time 9:51 PM Aug 7th from Echofon in reply to senor_mc
Someone get on this stat: OJ glass w/OLED screen, wireless N & Twitter access. Need 4 bfast tomorrow. Thx 9:47 PM Aug 7th from Echofon
@FlicksandFood tried cosi 4 1st time this wk & was pleasantly surprised. Atmosphere was deceptively hip & food was tasty! I'd go back 9:17 PM Aug 7th from Echofon in reply to FlicksandFood
If side effects include 'anal leakage', u should prolly do the ROI calc & make sure it's worth it. Can't imagine it would be. 9:13 PM Aug 7th from Echofon
@ihuntmidgets ok, that is code for "I'm gay" so I get the hint: find u a nice gay boy. *skips off* 9:07 PM Aug 7th from Echofon in reply to ihuntmidgets
Very cool. No translation 4 'suck' FTW! -> RT @Ken_and_Hawk: 授業あるかと思っていったらだれもいなかったでござる suck 9:06 PM Aug 7th from Echofon
@ihuntmidgets didn't know abt tourettes. It was the farting in the mouth that I was sure you'd be into. Thank me later 9:02 PM Aug 7th from Echofon in reply to ihuntmidgets
@transnihilist think we need ur detective skillz -> RT @donezo: @jessickaM did yu fart or did yu queef? 8:56 PM Aug 7th from Echofon
@Unsayable this one wants one of ur showers -> RT @deadlydolls: just saw The Muppet Movie outdoors. Shower me with your jealousy. 8:48 PM Aug 7th from Echofon
@ihuntmidgets i found u a match -> RT @maramarshmallow: ima piss on your face. & ima fart in your mouth. 8:47 PM Aug 7th from Echofon
RT @Juliana11: why is my 3 year old son now obsessed with the word booger? <- Isnt everyone? 8:45 PM Aug 7th from Echofon
@senor_mc obviously u enjoy RHCP as much as I do. But for grins, let's go w/ marimba 8:31 PM Aug 7th from Echofon in reply to senor_mc
@myLivingGreenSA thx 4 RT! 6:19 PM Aug 7th from Echofon in reply to myLivingGreenSA
@TheFatJew but she had so many other things going for her. Sure hope u at least stayed friends w/benefits 6:01 PM Aug 7th from Echofon in reply to TheFatJew
@BrenMunoz it's working! 5:55 PM Aug 7th from Echofon in reply to BrenMunoz
Dear @hensoncompany, please consider rehiring @Unsayable 4 ur mature audiences. Any orange monster posns open? 5:50 PM Aug 7th from Echofon
Sesame Street banned @Unsayable due to profanity & drinking on the job. Surely these are good qualities elsewhere. 5:43 PM Aug 7th from Echofon

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Name Ben
Location San Antonio/Helotes, Texas
Bio Technogeekextrordinaire

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