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@LittleDutchVA Break out the Cuban heels, Tim. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to LittleDutchVA
@LittleDutchVA I bet they'd expect you to pay... about 2 hours ago via web in reply to LittleDutchVA
DELICIOUS NEW POST: It's all about the transfers.... jamesstokes.wordpress.com/2012/05/29/its… about 2 hours ago via web
View from a carwash... instagr.am/p/LLmm7UohgO/ about 14 hours ago via Instagram
@BlogWhenHeWant2 Unquestionably. To this day, in moments of trouble I'll always exclaim "run away!" about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BlogWhenHeWant2
@BlogWhenHeWant2 Me too. That, and The Holy Grail. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BlogWhenHeWant2
@BlogWhenHeWant2 I read that earlier. Very, very funny. I love The Life of Brian. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BlogWhenHeWant2
BlogWhenHeWant2 @_ArmchairGooner New Post mate. Monty Python meets the AST and John Cross. They Wank As High As Any In Wome. Pls R&RT. heblogswhenhewantsto.wordpress.com/2012/05/27/wha… about 16 hours ago via web Retweeted by _ArmchairGooner
@TheSquidBoyLike Imagine if Wenger said something like "signing Hazard would kill Ramsey...". The universe would break. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheSquidBoyLike
@GeezyPeas "I could have plied my trade at AFC, but they couldn't match Chelsea, financially. I want money...." about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GeezyPeas
jackarsenalrice @_ArmchairGooner Can you help me promote my new chant plz!! fanchants.co.uk/football-songs… about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by _ArmchairGooner
@FlannyFlaps @thedanielcowan I think we should go with something a bit less complicit. Put a kitten in a tree, then call Hillier? about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to FlannyFlaps
I think we'd have seen Armageddon had Arsenal.com put Ramsey in the top 5 performers. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@LittleDutchVA Dennis? Undoubtedly... about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LittleDutchVA
arsenalvision Have you read this? heblogswhenhewantsto.wordpress.com/2012/05/27/wha… No? Read it. about 21 hours ago via web Retweeted by _ArmchairGooner and 2 others
Too damn sunny to be working. I might just turn around and go home... instagr.am/p/LK7epOohqq/ about 21 hours ago via Instagram
@TheSquidBoyLike Enjoyed that immensely. I've got my work cut out to write something as good for Wednesday! about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheSquidBoyLike
@Frimponged Ballsy, but I hope you ate correct, sir. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Frimponged
@WeAreAFC People need to look up the meaning and stop using it where they should 'allegedly'... about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to WeAreAFC
neilrv78 Just waiting for John Terry to announce where Eden Hazard will plaay next season about 22 hours ago via web Retweeted by _ArmchairGooner and 1 other

Name James 'Raul' Stokes
Location Bristol
Web http://jamesstoke...
Bio The Armchair Gooner is my blog, folks. I'm the author, a bohemian, a film-fanatic, a rice pudding enthusiast and now a weekly columnist @ArsenalVision.