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Too. Many. Espressos. The world looks like it's moving through mud & I'm going all ZOOMZOOMZOOM. Need to slow down before I pop something.about 10 hours agofrom web
Today's Featured Article on the Wikipedia Homepage - http://bit.ly/jC8Bp - Counting the seconds until someone notices & takes it down.about 16 hours agofrom web
Help raise cash for Children’s Hospital Oxford & SOS Children’s Villages. Sponsor JB's Namibia 24HR Ultra Marathon - http://bit.ly/zJkGS2:46 AM Jul 8thfrom web
The MJ memorial has now irrevocably crossed the line from touching tribute to disturbing deification. Also: Usher is aural vomit.12:11 PM Jul 7thfrom twhirl
I've always liked Jermaine Jackson. Massively underrated singer. The sparkly white glove is madly distracting though.11:52 AM Jul 7thfrom twhirl
Got the MJ memorial on. It's kinda freaking me out a bit, like I'm watching something incredibly private blown up to be incredibly public.11:50 AM Jul 7thfrom twhirl
Every Single Time I go to type "Regards" at the end of an email, I mistype it as"Retards". I'm sure that this is significant in some way.8:45 AM Jul 7thfrom web
I like big books and I can not lie, You other brothers can't deny...7:31 AM Jul 7thfrom web
In the mood for a good film festival soon. Drink too much, sleep too little & watch wall-to-wall flicks. Anyone want to invite me to one?6:24 AM Jul 7thfrom web
It occurs to me that I haven't heard the word "fraggle" used as an insult for years. People of Twitter, I will leave this in your hands.6:07 AM Jul 7thfrom web
Shit flows downstream. The power of "No" ain't what it used to be. Thinking of harnessing the power of "Fuck Right Off".5:50 AM Jul 7thfrom web
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein2:00 AM Jul 7thfrom web
Working my way through the email account of a dead person is not my idea of a fun afternoon. Need a fucking break.7:51 AM Jul 6thfrom web