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Too. Many. Espressos. The world looks like it's moving through mud & I'm going all ZOOMZOOMZOOM. Need to slow down before I pop something.about 10 hours ago from web
@bennycrime @crutchley If you liked that, you'll probably like this too - http://bit.ly/19ompWabout 12 hours ago from web in reply to bennycrime
@bennycrime Doc Brown discovers Twitter - http://cineblog.blogs.sapo....about 13 hours ago from web
Today's Featured Article on the Wikipedia Homepage - http://bit.ly/jC8Bp - Counting the seconds until someone notices & takes it down.about 16 hours ago from web
@joethepublicist #bookgiveaway http://bit.ly/NV6pg7:07 AM Jul 8th from web
@fistsoffury I hope you took hold of their white stick and guide dog to help them across the road afterwards.3:43 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to fistsoffury
Help raise cash for Children’s Hospital Oxford & SOS Children’s Villages. Sponsor JB's Namibia 24HR Ultra Marathon - http://bit.ly/zJkGS2:46 AM Jul 8th from web
The MJ memorial has now irrevocably crossed the line from touching tribute to disturbing deification. Also: Usher is aural vomit.12:11 PM Jul 7th from twhirl
@garethedobson Somewhere out there, he's saying "Hee Hee" & grabbing his crotch - just for you. (So am I).11:55 AM Jul 7th from twhirl in reply to garethedobson
I've always liked Jermaine Jackson. Massively underrated singer. The sparkly white glove is madly distracting though.11:52 AM Jul 7th from twhirl
Got the MJ memorial on. It's kinda freaking me out a bit, like I'm watching something incredibly private blown up to be incredibly public.11:50 AM Jul 7th from twhirl
@jemimah_knight Yes! I think you're on to something. Deploying abusive autosig any second now...8:57 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to jemimah_knight
Every Single Time I go to type "Regards" at the end of an email, I mistype it as"Retards". I'm sure that this is significant in some way.8:45 AM Jul 7th from web
I like big books and I can not lie, You other brothers can't deny...7:31 AM Jul 7th from web
@TimeOutFilm Was always partial to the tattoo snaking up the side of Clooney's neck in FROM DUSK TIL DAWN.6:39 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to TimeOutFilm
In the mood for a good film festival soon. Drink too much, sleep too little & watch wall-to-wall flicks. Anyone want to invite me to one?6:24 AM Jul 7th from web
It occurs to me that I haven't heard the word "fraggle" used as an insult for years. People of Twitter, I will leave this in your hands.6:07 AM Jul 7th from web
Shit flows downstream. The power of "No" ain't what it used to be. Thinking of harnessing the power of "Fuck Right Off".5:50 AM Jul 7th from web
"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital." - Aaron Levenstein2:00 AM Jul 7th from web
Working my way through the email account of a dead person is not my idea of a fun afternoon. Need a fucking break.7:51 AM Jul 6th from web