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  1. Surprised to find out people don't realize good wine improves after hours of being opened (breathing) & decanting isn't just for sediment.
  2. It's a revolution around these parts. I've been ousted as mayor from my grocery store & 2 bars. I'll call in the National Guard!
  3. Trademark search is bewildering & awful: http://tr.im/EGZC "Please logout when you are done to release system resources allocated for you."
  4. @otherinbox Gmail. I think I could figure it all out eventually but big one: Is it, or can it be a web app? Can I still use gmail interface?
  5. I'm intrigued by @otherinbox but their site is both vague & overly detailed. Doesn't give me confidence they'll help organize & communicate.
  6. Hey @dukeleto, I get into things for odd reasons, but it's unlikely I'll get proficient at Perl because of my Twitter username. Sorry.
  7. Can anyone explain why @JoeStrauss doesn't put links to his articles he's plugging? (@bmiklasz @fungoes @matthewhleach) & convince him to?
  8. "Sir, we're going to have to check your bag, there appears to be liquid." "Ok." [rummage, rescan] "Sorry, we must've grabbed the wrong bag."
  9. I think I heard if you get too much mail, the postal service charges you to deliver it. This might be a scary Christmas.
  10. I keep seeing these DROID DOES cell phone billboards and thinking they're advertising robotic deer.
  11. @agingdragqueen Tie it to your Twitter account & then turn off all auto-posts. Then you can tweet if you want & you're also searchable.
  12. Thanks to some odd circumstances somewhat out of my control, I am now being referred to as Mr. Christmas Cards.
  13. @agingdragqueen @thefenst Not finding you guys on search, do you have Twitter hooked up?
  14. Being the first person to the breakfast buffet is equal parts sad and awesome.
  15. People using @_ to mean "anonymous" are going to get me in trouble: “#goodtimes skinny dippn with @_ and @_ lmaoooo haha!” -@NYCHICKUNEED
  16. Ok, app idea/need: @foursquare like game, but instead of rewarding going to bars & restaurants it rewards chores & housekeeping.
  17. Why is it Japanese video games about emptying trash can be so addictive, yet actually emptying trash sucks? #TrashPanic
  18. @kopper That joke fails in the world of 2-inch-thick flat screen TVs.
  19. My new favorite wikipedia list: http://bit.ly/1h9pV5 (via @mrn) I love that it's not a joke.
  20. I think my brain has maxed out on number of people. Now when I meet new people, they're inextricably tied to someone I already know.