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  1. For you ♫ http://blip.fm/~gs50p 8:18 PM Nov 23rd from Blip.fm
  2. listening to "John W Lennon - Number 9 Dream (GR8FL)" ♫ http://blip.fm/~gs39x 7:42 PM Nov 23rd from Blip.fm
  3. Awesome networking products at http://bit.ly/fD2Ja 6:45 PM Oct 15th from API
  4. You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. George Carlin 3:40 PM Oct 15th from API
  5. What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? George Carlin 12:35 PM Oct 15th from API
  6. There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. George Carlin 9:30 AM Oct 15th from API
  7. The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. George Carlin 6:25 AM Oct 15th from API
  8. The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. 3:20 AM Oct 15th from API
  9. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. George Carlin 12:15 AM Oct 15th from API
  10. Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. George Carlin 9:10 PM Oct 14th from API
  11. You can be young without money but you can't be old without it. Anonymous. 6:05 PM Oct 14th from API
  12. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. George Carlin 3:00 PM Oct 14th from API
  13. One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like. George Carlin 11:55 AM Oct 14th from API
  14. Despite what the cartoonists make him look like, Uncle Sam is a gentleman with a very large "waste. Ananymous. 8:50 AM Oct 14th from API
  15. I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. George Carlin 5:45 AM Oct 14th from API
  16. Every morning, I get up and look through the 'Forbes' list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben. 2:40 AM Oct 14th from API
  17. Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. George Carlin 11:35 PM Oct 13th from API
  18. In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. George Carlin 8:30 PM Oct 13th from API
  19. Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink. Anonymous. 5:26 PM Oct 13th from API
  20. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. Anonymous. 2:20 PM Oct 13th from API