ZombieRiot
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We’ll be celebrating a “traditional” Thanksgiving…. spreading small pox & screwing over Native Americans.
about 2 hours ago
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Chloroform.
about 12 hours ago
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FROM THE DIRECTOR OF WILD HOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
about 13 hours ago
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Do you know the one thing I find most attractive in someone? ... My chainsaw.
7:55 AM Nov 24th
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☠ ZOMBIE! REAL HORROR ROCK! ☠ ☠ ..if you dare!
5:00 PM Nov 23rd
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I just met a girl who’s really into aliens & UFO’s ..which is cool, since I plan on abducting & probing her.
8:15 AM Nov 23rd
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I just applied some much needed hemorrhoid cream... & apologized to everyone else in the elevator with me.
7:15 AM Nov 23rd
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A guy in the car next to me was "air drumming" to Nickleback. It's OK, he's dead now.
6:48 PM Nov 22nd
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I just dug up the wrong body. It was a grave mistake.
3:17 PM Nov 22nd
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Electric Lightsaber Orchestra, Septic Death Star, Jedi Krupps, ABBA The Hutt.
4:54 PM Nov 21st
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The last thing I need is a coffin.
10:43 AM Nov 21st
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Took my gf to see "New Moon" ...and thus, I'm just a little more dead inside.
3:04 PM Nov 20th
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- Added 4 new shirt desings! Use discount code MURDER for 15% off!
9:02 AM Nov 20th
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I stabbed someone with a spoon earlier today. It caused quite a stir.
8:02 AM Nov 20th
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I prefer my chicken soup how I like my porn. Homemade, like my grandma used to make.
7:58 AM Nov 19th
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I just picked up a new butcher knife for my girlfriend. She's actually an awful cook. Which is why I'm going to stab her.
12:06 PM Nov 18th
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- Been away since Halloween & forgot to throw out our pumpkin.
12:27 PM Nov 17th
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How do you find a corpse in the middle of the woods? ... Pleasing.
12:18 PM Nov 17th
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Reading Twitter Trending Topics is like driving thru the digital ghetto of the internet.
1:13 PM Nov 12th
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Ever since I threw those bodies in the trash, the entire police force has been down in the dumps.
6:14 AM Nov 12th
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- Name Eric Weiss
- Location Cemetery, Delaware
- Web http://www.myspac...
- Bio ZOMBIE! REAL HORROR ROCK! I love Head Cheese, Finger Sandwiches, Elbow Macaroni, and BRAINS!
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