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  1. We’ll be celebrating a “traditional” Thanksgiving…. spreading small pox & screwing over Native Americans.
  2. #ImThankfulFor Chloroform.
  3. FROM THE DIRECTOR OF WILD HOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Do you know the one thing I find most attractive in someone? ... My chainsaw.
  5. #MM ☠ ZOMBIE! REAL HORROR ROCK! ☠ www.myspace.com/zombieriotwww.facebook.com/zombieriot ..if you dare!
  6. I just met a girl who’s really into aliens & UFO’s ..which is cool, since I plan on abducting & probing her.
  7. I just applied some much needed hemorrhoid cream... & apologized to everyone else in the elevator with me.
  8. A guy in the car next to me was "air drumming" to Nickleback. It's OK, he's dead now.
  9. I just dug up the wrong body. It was a grave mistake.
  10. #starwarsbandnames Electric Lightsaber Orchestra, Septic Death Star, Jedi Krupps, ABBA The Hutt.
  11. The last thing I need is a coffin.
  12. Took my gf to see "New Moon" ...and thus, I'm just a little more dead inside.
  13. http://twitpic.com/q8r4a - Added 4 new shirt desings! Use discount code MURDER for 15% off! www.MurderGear.com
  14. I stabbed someone with a spoon earlier today. It caused quite a stir.
  15. I prefer my chicken soup how I like my porn. Homemade, like my grandma used to make.
  16. I just picked up a new butcher knife for my girlfriend. She's actually an awful cook. Which is why I'm going to stab her.
  17. http://twitpic.com/pwghv - Been away since Halloween & forgot to throw out our pumpkin.
  18. How do you find a corpse in the middle of the woods? ... Pleasing. #zombietalk
  19. Reading Twitter Trending Topics is like driving thru the digital ghetto of the internet.
  20. Ever since I threw those bodies in the trash, the entire police force has been down in the dumps.