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  1. Over the past 36 hours, I've done over-the-phone computer tech support for 2 different people. Hey, Universe, you tryin to tell me somethin?
  2. Why is it: Swallow a mouthful of seawater = yuck! Evaporate that seawater, remove the fish turds, and put it on a pita chip = yum!
  3. @MAC_CMT Yeah, I'm kinda baking on that... ;)
  4. In case my son asks, Santa Claus uses parents as naughty/nice informants and asks us to send him a verification email before Christmas Eve.
  5. Paul MfTarkin and X-Wings #starwarsbandnames
  6. For @holaolah: What's the difference between vampires and the Beatles? Vampires are the undead; the Beatles are only half-dead.
  7. Glad to finally meet @danielklotz, @esposimi, @trezendes and so forth in person this morning! #lancup
  8. Hmm...So far Seesmic for Windows is *significantly* less of a memory hog than Tweetdeck...
  9. @ScottSkiba Enjoy, dude. I'm envious. :)
  10. @airport_girl "useful"? Huh. I was shooting for "snarky". I must try harder next time. ;)
  11. @airport_girl Only if you're *actually* on fire. It's perfectly normal then. Otherwise, not so much.
  12. @beckami See, that would work if I was. I'm part of a family of 4. I believe the split on this box was something like 70-20-7-3. Urp.
  13. Mental note: The "Family Size" box of Rosemary & Olive Oil Triscuit is meant to be eaten by more than one person.
  14. Got that right. RT @BbeS: THis is going to hurt... RT @danielklotz: D&E cuts: headquarters, 239 jobs http://bit.ly/2sjmTe (LancasterOnline)
  15. New Zoidland comic: Om Nom Nom! http://www.zoidland.com/200...
  16. @jessm918 Sorry the answer's late, but both are perfectly acceptable, so long as you remain consistent.
  17. @beckami @shanellelee Ditto on the misread. Although, interestingly enough, "Glenn Beck" and "back end" are often considered synonymous.
  18. @ThatFedoraGuy Nero definitely ranks highly. He still went to his death knowing he failed somewhat. Khan died triumphantly, knowing he won.
  19. Realization this AM-- Khan was the greatest ST villain for one main reason: He won. He set out to get revenge on Kirk, and actually did it.
  20. @esposimi Don't know about @warm1033, but my iPod begins playing Christmas music...now!