Get short, timely messages from John A. Berry.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @Zohmg.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow Zohmg to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

Zohmg

  1. @Juba_n_Hobbes It's Howard County. Ellicott City was built to be blissful of associations with those types of words.
  2. @Juba_n_Hobbes Wow, I am so used to it at this point I slept right through, Haha.
  3. #Relationshipsendbecause ... wait, what's a relationship?
  4. #Relationshipsendbecause the man's desire for sex has been temporarily satiated.
  5. Happy Lovey Dovey Day! Free herpes at Qdoba
  6. #Atthedrivein Reunion?!
  7. twitgoo.com/53kzus $100 tip. 7714
  8. @Juba_n_Hobbes YESSSSSSSSSSS. You need to have a mustache-o-meeserjuba!
  9. @Juba_n_Hobbes I FEEL YOUUUU CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAASSSS!
  10. @Juba14 You poop. You sooooooo poop.
  11. Internet censorship is coming to America. Take action to kill the bit.ly/uyC92k via @freepress
  12. lol @ #OccupyWallStreet Trying to convince politicians not to accept ass loads of money? Good luck.
  13. Pbbbbbbbbbb.
  14. Creamy Jif!
  15. Let's play Hanging With Friends. My username is 'JAberries'. bit.ly/l3W5fR' #GamesWithFriends
  16. @Juba14 Don't be jealous. It's unbecoming of you.
  17. @Juba14 go to bed bitch
  18. @Juba14 nou
  19. Wtf are you doing with your life, Jim Carrel? Ewan, you're still the shit.
  20. #BG&E has made me so cranky this week.