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Zippythefatcat

Meet my husband on a 1 night stand, this Sunday is our 12 year anniversary, @kellybensimon #HoBag 6:01 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android
#ScaryIsland is on! Best. TV. Ever! I'm a hobag like @Bethenny how 'bout you? 5:41 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android
#SongsForZombieProm Decomposing With Myself 5:55 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android
Diabetes Hard With A Vengeance #BloombergMovieTitles 3:28 PM May 31st via web
@kellybensimon That's why it is so convenient to have a mouth full of knives instead of teeth! No staining. Some rust though... 3:12 PM May 31st via web in reply to kellybensimon
@Real_Housewives @Bravotv Seriously! I would PAY for that! 3:10 PM May 31st via web in reply to Real_Housewives
#FishFilms Big Trouble In Little Catfish 8:21 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
#FishFilms Pretty In Prawn 8:19 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
@TheHashtagGame @AliPenguinz The Scarlet Lobster #FishyBooks 7:48 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to TheHashtagGame
#BirdMovies Eat Crackers Love 7:44 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
@GoodDaySac @TVcody I'm getting my 27 pound cat shaved today! twitter.com/Zippythefatcat… 7:16 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Watching the #RHOC previews & it looks like @HeatherDubrow tells @Vgunvalson to GET OVER IT & the elopement crocodile tears! YAY, Heather! 4:47 PM May 23rd via web
@tvmarksallen You should have told him "A *person* is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." & he would kiss U 4:33 PM May 23rd via web in reply to tvmarksallen
@MyVogonPoetry True, I'm just wondering who that works for. I mean, who gets on twitter to look at porn or buy viagra anyway? #SeemsUnlikely 4:29 PM May 23rd via web in reply to MyVogonPoetry
Just checkt @Bravotv blogs & all that is up from #RHOC is @TamraBarney & the girl THAT WASN'T EVEN ON IT giving marital advice. 4:19 PM May 23rd via web
@MyVogonPoetry Last week I woke up to 6 new followers, all smiles until I realized 5 of them were #pornbots. 4:16 PM May 23rd via web in reply to MyVogonPoetry
@TamraBarney Sure @vgunvalson doesn't remember U ever bringing her coffee!After all U never quoted fortune cookies when U brought breakfast. 1:57 PM May 23rd via web in reply to TamraBarney
@kikilet You know what? Don't listen to the people who say you're mean. You're #UpHere & they are #DownThere. 1:53 PM May 23rd via web in reply to kikilet
@TheRealDratch @BravoAndy Plus, then he immediately takes a huge SLLLUUURPP of his cocktail! 1:48 PM May 23rd via web in reply to TheRealDratch
@HeatherDubrow does it include your penchant for sending food back? 12:32 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to HeatherDubrow

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Name Zippy
Location left coast
Bio I am a true ginger, obsessed with all the 'wives, living the dream.

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