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ZippyBippy

  1. Who's that ugly chick hosting the MTV Movie Awards?
  2. You know what happens when you combine an energy drink with a sleeping pill? Not a damn thing. Dammit.
  3. Really getting nervous about the "never two without three" curse. Donna Summer, then Robin Gibb. Anybody know how France Joli is doing?
  4. You think with all that extra money that Zuckerberg would be able to buy some new mom jeans. by now, no?
  5. Lost my virginity on a darkened dancefloor of a dank Montreal club at 2a.m. to a 14min. remix of "Sunset People" R.I.P. #Donna Summer.Love!
  6. Me? Oh nothing. Just wrapping this huge bottle of massage oil for my good friend, John Travolta. Why?
  7. when life hands me lemons, I...make a long island iced tea & then I wake up by the river w/ a sock in my mouth & covered in Polish tattoos.
  8. @TheReelMJE I am an excellent employer. No unwanted sexual or physical harassment.
  9. I don't believe in recreational drugs. I think they should be taken at work where they can do the most good.
  10. You may not know this about me, but on American Samoa, I am considered one of the world's best interpretive dancers. #Truefact #Notgonnabrag
  11. Looking 4 some1 just like me,only much much better.So, is any1 out there looking 4 someone just like them, only much, much worse?
  12. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, so you can one day go back & get even with those Asshats who tried to kill you in the first place
  13. I don't know about you, but I'm waiting until Twitter comes out with a douche before sinking any of my money into it: bit.ly/HjR6H4
  14. Does anyone know how to stop these constant and annoying Ryan Gosling phone calls?
  15. "Well, this is something new": Dick Cheney's new heart
  16. When my Dominatrix says to me "this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you", she sooooooo reminds me of my mom
  17. Quietly celebrating the steely courage & determination of the LA Marathoners by eating several boxes of mallomars & ring dings at my desk.