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  1. RT @MacGhil: @ZimbabweBen "Coinage Act of 1792:death penalty for any official who fraudulently debased the people’s money" http://bit.ly ...
  2. Oh whatever, fuck you, Jim Bunning. I have better things to do than listen to your whining http://tinyurl.com/yf8kyf6 $$
  3. Pffft I can't GET cockblocked http://tinyurl.com/yd6h6nq Didn't you see Bank of America is paying back TARP? It's all good $$
  4. Of course these aren't counterfeit bills http://www.jrdeputyaccountant.com/2009/11/comparison-is-undeniable.html $$
  5. The bitches may love me -- Word -- but my G spot is down the street at the Treasury, hanging in the corner office http://tinyurl.com/ydydq6w
  6. I am thankful for the "auto" setting on the printing press so I can take a break from debasing the US dollar by hand. What about YOU?
  7. @alphajc Keep dreaming, dumbass. Nixon is a hero, you'll never see gold-backed FRNs again bwhahahahahaha, suckers.
  8. It's so cute when the little protesters get worked into a Fedbashing lather. Keep trying, brats. http://tinyurl.com/yhye4e9 #endthefed $$
  9. About fucking time! Come on, if that bitch Ken Lewis can keep *his* job? And the ladies love my "pound of flesh" http://tinyurl.com/y8uftqv
  10. Don't worry, I'm watching the dollar die VERY CAREFULLY. Everything is STILL under control. Swear ta.
  11. £25 billion? Fucking amateurs: Bank of England Hard at Work Devaluing the British Pound http://tinyurl.com/ykjttg2 $$
  12. You didn't think I'd stop, did you?! RT @wcvarones @zimbabweben "Look at me! I'm still printing, mother fuckers!" http://bit.ly/V0HEw $$
  13. @E5media That headline sounds what Geithy likes to do for me behind the press in the wee hours of the evening. He's quite good at it.
  14. I can't believe those morons in India paid over $1000/oz to the IMF for all that gold. I'd have given them a trillion dollars for free wtf!
  15. No, I meant a *Canadian* dollar RT @Zhuang_Zi @ZimbabweBen Did you finally run out of printing paper for the presses you profligate b*****d?
  16. Can I borrow a dollar?
  17. RT @MacGhil #obamamovies Ben Hurts @ZimbabweBen
  18. Get a new catchphrase? Not in this economy. http://bit.ly/4np5CQ *fap* take that, America!! $$
  19. WTF, Mom? I spent a whole day watching that. Thought the little bastard could come take *me* away #balloonboy http://tinyurl.com/yjv4a8f
  20. @refiguy all i need is faith in the almighty dollar