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  1. "A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution." - Hazel Nicholson
  2. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. -Steven Wright
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  5. Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
  6. Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.-Steven Wright
  7. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.-Steven Wright
  8. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly
  9. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
  10. You can't do today's job with yesterday's methods and be in business tomorrow.
  11. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
  12. My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. -- Steven Wright
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  16. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.-Steven Wright
  17. "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams
  18. "Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms." - George Elliot
  19. "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly
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