ZephZero
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Anyone who knows me knows I don't make the wisest decisions. That's why I wrote this article.
about 12 hours ago
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Just downed a pint of egg nog. I will regret this, starting... now.
7:53 PM Dec 14th
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Made it back to work and they didn't change the locks on me. Damn! Guess no unemployment checks in the near future. Next time...
5:59 AM Dec 14th
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Made it back to work and they didn
5:58 AM Dec 14th
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ATM ate my debit card in Prague. The Aussie's stepped in and saved me. I love all of them!!! -- But I'm not IN love with them... yet.
3:33 PM Dec 11th
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I've learned everything I need to know about Germany from the Sound of Music: Singing will get you out of trouble and... Auf Wiedersehen!
11:50 AM Dec 4th
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I'm not shocked that Tiger Woods "cheated." He's worth $Gabillions. That's just protocol. I'm shocked that people consider him an athlete.
5:43 PM Dec 1st
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Had Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" stuck in my head all day. Still in there. Need to do something manly, like punch a Grizzly bear to death.
4:52 PM Nov 30th
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Thanks to the football game on Saturday, I've been walking like a newborn baby goat for the past two days.
1:25 PM Nov 30th
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Thanksgiving Cooking Tip: Deep frying your turkey maybe popular but it's also unhealthy. Instead just give it a spray on tan.
10:18 AM Nov 26th
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I'm having a problem. German looks like someone tossed a grenade at some Magnetic Poetry. Czech looks like it was left in the sun too long.
11:13 AM Nov 23rd
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Throughly voided the warranty on my prudish, malfunctioning Xbox 360 when I cracked it open. Had bad rapport with it and heard a few snaps.
2:42 PM Nov 22nd
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I know nothing about Philip Seymour Hoffman but I wrote an article about him on Cracked.com Next I'll write 4 Fox News
3:29 PM Nov 20th
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@ Is it bad or good if your urine smells like pasta? Uh, I'm asking for a friend.
7:52 PM Nov 18th
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I got three weeks to learn how to say "Yes I'm an American footballer" in German & " Please don't take me to your torture hostel" in Czech.
12:40 PM Nov 17th
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I've been reminded several times that Modern Warfare 2 doesn't tolerate "friendly fire". Too bad. If it moves, I'm shooting it.
8:07 PM Nov 15th
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@ Thanks for the mention. My parents think my tweets are hilarious (embarassing) in a "where did we go wrong" type of way.
10:26 AM Nov 13th
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Is anyone else getting harassed by 876 phone calls from Jamaica? I would handle it but my "International License to Wreck Shit" is expired.
8:00 AM Nov 13th
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@ When the hell is "The Goods" coming to DVD? And not this "for rental" garbage. That's like witnessing a hate crime.
8:07 PM Nov 11th
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PORNO VISION??? What's that? Is it contractible?
6:07 PM Nov 11th
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- Name Zeph
- Location New Jersey
- Web http://www.Robots...
- Bio Trying to make new friends (bang chicks) and spread some love (get rich quickly).
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