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  1. Sarah Silverman--I among others am bursting with curiosity about what you WOULD have said if those snooty TED Talks people didn't censor you 11:44 AM May 21st via web
  2. I went to the dentist today, and the hygienist gave me a choice of X-rays or a pat-down... 7:52 PM May 7th via web
  3. Today marks the 15th anniversary of Allen Ginsberg's death; he once told me he smokes not to get high, but rather because he likes to cough. 1:39 PM Apr 6th via web
  4. @PaulProvenza -- hey, is the Green Room gonna go back on Showtime? --pk 10:45 AM Apr 2nd via web
  5. yesh, sure, there are a few factual errors and misquotes out of context, but still, WTF, LOL & OMG: forward.com/articles/15391… 4:12 PM Apr 1st via web
  6. I stopped channeling Lenny Bruce the day he reminded me, "C'mon, Paul, you know you don't believe in that shit." 6:59 PM Mar 29th via web
  7. Poor Rick Santorum, he's afraid that if Roe vs. Wade isn't overturned by the Supreme Court, there will an epidemic of recreational abortions 6:59 AM Mar 28th via web
  8. Rick Santorum thinks that there is such a thing as recreational abortions. 5:16 PM Mar 26th via web
  9. Rick Santorum is afraid of recreational abortions. 1:45 PM Mar 25th via web
  10. You can see my uncensored dialogue with the late Andrew Breitbart in the online edition of the December issue of Playboy. 12:57 PM Mar 1st via web
  11. playboy.com/magazine/krass… 11:17 AM Mar 1st via Tweet Button
  12. Holy shit! Check this out if you wanna know about McDonald's chicken nuggets. You'll never eat 'em again. Not satire: docakilah.wordpress.com/2011/05/11/can… 4:05 PM Jan 19th via web
  13. know anyone who might option film rights to my autobiog, Confessions of a Raving, Unconfined Nut? I'll give you finder's fee -Paul Krassner 9:42 AM Jan 8th via web
  14. I just wanna make you laugh with my Prescriptions for 2012 huffingtonpost.com/paul-krassner/… 7:24 AM Jan 8th via web
  15. LOFL --see my Predictions for 2012 now on Huffington Post: huffingtonpost.com/paul-krassner/… 1:07 PM Jan 7th via web
  16. Wanna have some fun? See my Predictions for 2012 on Huffington Post: huffingtonpost.com/paul-krassner/… 7:42 PM Jan 6th via web
  17. You want funny? See my Predictions for 2012 on Huffpost: huffingtonpost.com/paul-krassner/… 8:54 AM Jan 6th via web
  18. My satirical "Predictions for 2012" on Huffington Post... huffingtonpost.com/paul-krassner/… 5:26 PM Jan 5th via web
  19. The Nation magazine will publish my article on Ken Kesey in mid-December. 11:48 AM Dec 1st, 2011 via web
  20. Nov. marks the 10th anniversary of Ken Kesey's death. My 2500-word piece, "Adventures with Kesey," will be published in The Nation mid- Dec. 10:32 AM Nov 29th, 2011 via web