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  1. No, sorry, it's back. The end of the world has been averted, and the flood of inane videos can continue. #fb
  2. OMGWTFBBQ SWEET SEED OF THE ROTTEN CARROT YOUTUBE IS DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DOOOO!!11!ONE! THE WORLD IS ENDIIING!!! #fb
  3. http://twitpic.com/on9k9 - The wine to go with the fishy delicacies. Expect no regrets there, though it might not be a perfect match. #fb
  4. http://twitpic.com/on8a0 - Marinated fishy delicacies! Let's see if I'll regret buying them... #fb
  5. Whatever one might say about Terry Goodkind's style, he got the first book's rhythm right. The same can't be said about the related TV show.
  6. Would we really want to create something in our own image?
  7. How long do footsteps in the sand last? Is the wind capable of caring?
  8. Got no appropriately hard objects to throw into the wardrobe mirror. Maybe it's for the better, the glass would be a dildo to clean up.
  9. Past midnight on a Saturday night. Drinking a fruit infusion instead of beer, the computer turned off. How's that for trying something new?
  10. There are good lagers, not so good lagers, and utterly shite lagers. Apparently, I needed reminding that I should stick to the first kind.
  11. Independence Day is one stupid, stupid, STUPID film. Why I felt the need to remind myself of that will forever remain a mystery, though.
  12. I've just realised a water molecule is smaller than an oxygen or a nitrogen molecule... The shower thoughts can be really funny sometimes.
  13. @Hons Yeah, your time would've been better spent by doing a test to find out which Hello Kitty character (or some such thing) you are.
  14. I've been RTed by a sp/cammer. I feel so dirty, I need to take a shower and then drown myself in chocolate... No, wait, done that already.
  15. OMGWTFBBQ SWEET SEED OF THE ROTTEN CARROT BLOGGER IS DOWN WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DOOOOOO!!!11!!ONEONE! THE WORLD IS ENDIIIIIIING!!! #fb
  16. I wonder if my afternoon would've been better spent if I had taken a nap after I got home. And what this says about my... afternoon?
  17. Why am I trying to put music on my Nokia 5800? I don't intend to use it to play music, and the filling process is horribly time-consuming.
  18. Heroically staying awake. It would be easier to do if I had anything to stay awake for. I don't. Why am I still alive?
  19. @charltonbrooker I'd rather have Sheryl Crow for my overlord, alien or otherwise.
  20. What does death look like? It's blue, light blue, and it tastes sweet.