ZeitgeistClown
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@ Well . . . dang.
4:37 PM Dec 16th
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in reply to TheDarklady
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@ I have a digital camera, and minimal photography skills (ie, I can push a button). And the urge to photograph you. Just sayin'
2:32 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to TheDarklady
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@ Meaning . . . party elsewhere, or no party?
2:21 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to TheDarklady
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Having a bad day.
6:13 PM Nov 1st
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Any kids that drop by tonight will be offered candy. Any MILFs supervising groups of trick-or-treaters just might be offered my virginity.
3:58 PM Oct 31st
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Happy Halloween, denizens of Tweetland! Tonight: candies and spookies. Tomorrow: Christmas muzak playing in stores. Scary all around.
11:01 AM Oct 31st
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I want to fuck someone. Or get fucked by someone. Or fuck someone while getting fucked by someone. I want to live out a porn scenario.
6:21 PM Oct 30th
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Just discovered that Mollena created a Twitter list entitled 'perverts' and I'm on it. I feel proud and honored. Is that the right response?
5:26 PM Oct 30th
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@ It just loaded for me. Might just be you.
5:16 PM Oct 30th
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in reply to CelticFrog
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I just masturbated, and the resulting puddle of ejaculate called me a loser for still being a virgin at 38 in 21st century America.
5:12 PM Oct 30th
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Last night's dreams were both weird and bad. Tonight I plan to stab my brain with an ice pick before bedtime to prevent a reoccurance.
1:53 PM Oct 30th
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RT: @: Happy Halloween Giveaway! The Succu Dry Vampire Fleshlight RT for a chance to win one today!
1:34 PM Oct 30th
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My penis wanted to dress as a non-virgin penis for Halloween, but it can't find a real live vagina to wear. Sad. So very, very sad.
7:31 PM Oct 29th
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I'd really like to have sex before I die. (I'm just sayin'.)
3:12 PM Oct 28th
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@ This raises questions about the subject of pickpocketing.
6:48 PM Oct 27th
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in reply to cunningminx
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I wish to arrange an exchange of orgasms with someone. Anyone. Hello? Is this thing on?
6:04 PM Oct 27th
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@ I'm equipped with paddle and penis, and there's a KFC nearby. No cake or greens, though. Sorry.
4:56 PM Oct 23rd
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in reply to Mollena
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@ Curse you, Darklady, you've made me hungry for Apple Jacks! And right now I'm not allowed either milk or sugary cereals. Arrgh!
4:52 PM Oct 23rd
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in reply to TheDarklady
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Lungs still all fucked up, & now I'm getting a cold or something. It feesl like I've lost all of the recovery progress I've made.
1:10 PM Oct 18th
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@ Regardless of what happens with MsSFLeather, you'll always be MsTwitterLeather. Now go take that crown!
6:41 PM Oct 17th
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in reply to Mollena
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- Name ZeitgeistTheClown
- Location Somewhere in Oregon, mired in
- Web http://zeitgeistc...
- Bio Chronically Ill Sex Blogger, Having NO Sex
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