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  1. @planetsmitty days late...ill call tonight
  2. You know its time for a new job when seeing co-workers in regular clothes makes you annoyed.
  3. @planetsmitty yes
  4. RT @PleezBabeBro: @Zasalamel Rachel's doobie ready for Momiji?// Pin up Momi's pony I don't wanna spill no demon blood in her fresh perm.
  5. "Did you get those from DTLR?" ...no these sneakers only come in European sizes.
  6. @KLagerfeldsMuse in the computer lab over it? That's why you don't work at the last minute. Suffer!
  7. I'm gonna scream if I see one more christian baptist with a rosary and air jordans.
  8. @HillsSAYS oh noooooooooo
  9. Drunk. Period.
  10. If you want to have a memorable birthday, don't have it at Arigato on a saturday.
  11. Sunny...
  12. Pointless - Wearing a nice shirt and jeans with dirty ass kicks. This must end. Today.
  13. RT @xaeleedunn: @KLagerfeldsMuse it's raining.... Thought you said it wouldn't rain /// Men lie. Women lie. Google never lies.
  14. @KLagerfeldsMuse and those nasty ass ducks with disregard for motor vehicles.
  15. Is the rosary this seasons fashion must-have for fashionless christian followers? Let me know.
  16. Blueballs.
  17. Infomercials...my god.
  18. Too old for teachers to keep asking us to "break into groups. " God damn. I'm 22. Hello.
  19. Now accepting applications for a bad bitch.
  20. Party in bankhead!!! Aye.