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  1. Its funny how my dad gets Christmas cards from celebrities and other millionaires.But the cards never have money in them.LEMME GET A DOLLAr!
  2. #CelebGifts Im gonna get Arnold Swartsninefhdkfidkdgger a hooked on phonics Tape. I think Ima get George bush a tape too.
  3. Who gives a dirty shit ball about Susan Sarandon n Tim Robbins for both if them to be #TT Twitter but be bein run by senior citizens 2day
  4. Micheal Jordan would make way more money on the #spacejams if he let people buy them with #FoodStamps #BALLIN!
  5. Are people making a big deal about the damn #spacejams so what's the difference between those and the regular black Jordans? People r so dum
  6. #celebgifts do they sell blow up dolls that look like 6 year old boys? I want to get Pleasure P something he will actually use for Christmas
  7. Who wants to know what I got @m2m487 for Christmas? I've given her 1000 clues hahahaha I'm the best!
  8. #thefuckyoumean ur jewish but you want the #Spacejams for Christmas?
  9. @OMGiTzFOXy PACQUIAO doesn't wanna take a DRUG TEST! WHAT IS HE HIDING?
  10. And today it was 3 Apps, 3 missed calls and 3 emails when I woke up. Crazy.... http://twitpic.com/utcc4
  11. How crazy is this? 2 Apps,2 missed calls and 2 emails yesterday when I woke up. http://twitpic.com/utaz0
  12. So the #spacejams came out in 2009 but the movie came out like in 1996. Delay...
  13. FML...I can't stand having to stay late on days that I'm no suppose to stay late...fuckin shit
  14. RT @OMGiTzFOXy: #factsaboutme I peed in my bed wen I was 8.. was 2 lazy 2 get up lmfao <- fucking NASTY
  15. I just wanna wish everyone a "Merry Christma-hana-kwanz-ika!
  16. Ask @m2m487 #ifthesexisgood ooooh baby! I'm so naughty!
  17. RT @m2m487: #threewordsforyou "hE's ALL MINEEEEEEE!" << #threewordsforyou "YOUR DAMN RIGHT!"
  18. #threewordsforyou "NEW TREND PLEASE!"
  19. #threewordsforyou when #youknowyourfat "NO MORE BURGERS!"
  20. #youknowyourfat if u can eat a whole cupcake in one bite,without chewing it and without it hitting the sides of your mouth.Now #ThatsTalent