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Zakary

  1. @FreeLanceErik That is AWESOME. "Make Me Fries!"
  2. Giving my kids a reason for therapy...http://bit.ly/CKyrE
  3. I should be at Snoop Dogg right now. But I'm not bitter.
  4. Yellow Ledbetter is on Sirius! Hellz yeah! This song is so me and Steve and his Ford Explorer sophomore year in Norman. Boomer Sooner.
  5. By wine, I meant CHILREN. Just playing, I meant wine.
  6. How is there a traffic jam on the interstate at 9:40 at night? For MILES. I'm trying to get home to my wine, people.
  7. @Foldinglaundry Damn. I was pulling for the desk. It was very lovely.
  8. @Foldinglaundry Oh no! I think if you can just get two legs off, you should be able to move it. Or break it.
  9. @foldinglaundry I need an assistant!
  10. @foldinglaundry You aren't alone, momma. I try to squeeze everything in and feel like a failure when I can't do it all.
  11. @Krkilmer Thank you! I busted that coupon out with pride!
  12. And yes, I do have a coupon for the $9.99 package. I won't be spending the $585 that you "recommend".
  13. High pressure portrait studio sales are not attractive.
  14. Getting the kids picture taken. Because my day was going to well.
  15. I can't remember if I took my thyroid med this morning. F.
  16. @nuckingfutsmama That is so scary! I can't imagine how badly that hurt.
  17. Baby Troy will make you over http://bit.ly/OA7T5
  18. @babysteph That tutu KILLS me!
  19. Im an effort to redo my office and motivate my husband, I gave away our office chair before I had a replacement. Not brillant.
  20. @zakary is 49% hetero. Um, what? I blame this on my NAME. http://tinyurl.com/natxro