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  1. @JoshMcReady: That's why you wear a cup, dumbass.
  2. @JohnBarta: Thanks, hahaha...
  3. Did you hear about the cannibal who went on the roller coaster and threw up his arms?
  4. how do I have over 500 friends on Facebook? The fact that I know that many people and yet have nothing to ever do baffles me.
  5. the funk of forty thousand years. the evil of the thriller.
  6. @NabeelShaikh: holy shit, are you actually booking The Dear Hunter? They're one of my favourite bands! You have GOT to book a show near here
  7. I JUST HAD AN EPIC FREAKOUT BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS MIDNIGHT WEDNESDAY MORNING, AND I WASN'T AT THE THEATRE. OMFG.
  8. The moon's as big as your almond eyes, half-shut with the passing night.
  9. @StefaniRae: that's a problem?
  10. Today has already been too long. I wish I had things to talk about with my psychologist, instead of having him talk about things.
  11. I'm late. I'm late for a very important date.
  12. Okay, where the fuck is @Jessiboo?
  13. @StefanieRae: I went to the dentist too! It took forever, though. Ugh.
  14. When I talk about vampire movies, I mean Bram Stoker's 'Dracula' or Blade, not Twilight. Honestly.
  15. A good morning soundtrack begets a good day, hopefully. This is gonna be a long one.
  16. Hey. I think I'm in love with you.
  17. Seriously, why are my hands pulling apart at the seams?
  18. i can haz desk.
  19. Being without reception at my house really really sucks.
  20. I'm going to have to invest in the eggs industry, with how many I've been eating lately. No wonder I'm gaining weight. Gotta work out.