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Zajdek

  1. 2010 a group of S. Africans stated they'd kill visiting white men and rape the women. Sol Campbell, Ukraine and Poland is nothing like that. about 12 hours ago via web
  2. Use short and sweet sentences, add #@$% and @#$% in for good measure. about 13 hours ago via Twidget App
  3. I actually like working class people, where as I find myself having to try not to hate the personalities of the middle class. about 13 hours ago via Twidget App
  4. @iamRachika it's a Jamaican bastardisation of an existing word, not an informal original one. 12:38 AM May 28th via web in reply to iamRachika
  5. #DickheadTing purposely pronouncing the word, thing, with a Jamaican accent. 12:22 AM May 28th via web
  6. I'm so frigid, I hate being sun kissed. 10:26 AM May 27th via web
  7. Missed the Monaco Grand Prix, but I'm not mad, I had a lovely time cycling out to an Anglo-Saxon dig site. 10:25 AM May 27th via web
  8. Dear, anti-GM protesters: what's so bad if a productive crop turns weed, secondly, food pyramids already changed when man started farming. 8:27 AM May 27th via web
  9. Life ain't that bad, not with sun and some home brew. twitter.com/Zajdek/status/… 8:18 AM May 27th via web
  10. I reserve the right to spit at the feet of English republicans. 3:46 AM May 27th via web
  11. I'm so glad I don't have a phone with twitter. I would make far too many flippant insulting comments. 11:38 PM May 26th via Twidget App
  12. #eurovision drinking game; every time you, what?! you take a drink. 12:48 PM May 26th via web
  13. A summer's day in a graveyard. twitter.com/Zajdek/status/… 11:25 AM May 26th via web
  14. Dildos can't unscrew stiff jar lids. 4:16 AM May 26th via web
  15. I've never met someone called Betty, who is under 60. 3:28 AM May 26th via web
  16. I've got a grip of things… 11:54 PM May 25th via web
  17. Time to water my vegetable garden. 11:11 PM May 25th via web
  18. I think I need to get drunk to write this letter. 10:15 PM May 25th via web
  19. @madeyarrr Nice, enjoy those morning walks. 10:13 PM May 25th via web in reply to madeyarrr
  20. sweaty bum cheeks. 10:06 PM May 25th via web
  • Name Christian Zajdek
  • Location Land of the Angles
  • Web http://www.youtub...
  • Bio Find here; rhymes, nonsense and odd news links, while I go about being a would be writer.
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