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  1. @karinahernandez sorry to hear about the PMS :( I've been there, it's no fun. maybe this will cheer you up? :) www.Zack16.com
  2. @Autumn_4452 I'm 16 turn 17 next year but with 4 periods under my belt it feels like I possess the wisdom of a 104-year old Tibetan woman.
  3. @Autumn_4452 no I'm not a girl but one day I woke up with girl parts. but I still feel like a guy. see the proof @http://tinyurl.com/kmjul4
  4. @Autumn_4452 no I don't carry tampons with me all the time, just when I'm on my period. that's not weird, is it?
  5. they searched lockers at school today. good thing I moved my stash of contraband (ie-Tampax) to a new undisclosed location.
  6. @roctober1994 to make $ last summer, I lifeguarded and sold subscriptions to magazines like "Ferret Lover" and "Menstruation Illustrated"
  7. @saratola your hygiene is impressive but I'd save water and shower after working out. but that's just me, I skip showers all the time.
  8. Biology test tomorrow. Brushing up on my hermaphrodites: earthworms, banana slugs, me.
  9. @dscorrado yeah you guys say "aboot" but I love you anyway.
  10. @ElmerAyala Thanks for the follow. My weird story begins at http://tinyurl.com/kmjul4 or www.Zack16.com
  11. @dscorrado I like you peoples from Canada. Though you pronounce "about" funny, you tend to be open-minded and tolerant.
  12. There is hope for me yet. RT @Aspiretoo Scientists Grow New Penile Tissue in the Lab http://bit.ly/1O3ttZ
  13. @Khryslys Hi! I've been playing soccer, doing college apps, and learning about the three scariest letters in the alphabet: PMS.
  14. NOT hiding anything incriminating in my locker. move along people, nothing to see here.
  15. @charlotteSin if Phil is PMSing tomorrow, he should watch this, it'll make him less bitchy. http://tinyurl.com/kmjul4
  16. @Khryslys lovin the coconut water and other Asian beverages-bubble tea, Thai coffee, lychee juice, crab rangoon smoothies...
  17. @wtroving thanks for the shout and welcome to twitter. have fun!
  18. @DIPProductions nope my manhood is still nowhere to be found. I filed a missing privates report but no luck.
  19. soccer game today, guy on other team elbowed me in the privates but the joke was on him cause there's nothing there.
  20. @SliceMag I'm a regular tampon ninja. In a pinch, I could apply a Tampax while skydiving. http://tinyurl.com/kmjul4