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  1. @sybelis_venedae Correction: Driving stick is AWESOME.
  2. @TomLoveland I was at Artscape too! We wanted to see the Chinese Acrobats, but we sat on a dumpster and watched a Cake concert instead.
  3. Yeah.. okay. I can moonwalk. :D
  4. Apparently it's S.O.P. to keep putting me on hold, transferring me, hanging up on me, making me call back four times. Going to switch orgs..
  5. @IgniteBaltimore I submitted my proposal! Hope you guys enjoy it.
  6. @chrisbreikss Fark was a SFW (Safe for Work) word that Drew made up when he couldn't use the Not SFW version.
  7. @godoftheds I will never upgrade!
  8. @godoftheds Winamp 2.80 FOREVER! I'll be using it when I'm 80.
  9. I just shaved a 2x2" section of leg hair off. With a wall. I <3 #parkour
  10. @benjeye Maybe you guys should keep it in the back where no one can get to it.
  11. @benjeye OBADIAH STAIN
  12. I am less than thrilled when we get kicked out of somewhere for exercising. Not even parkour, just crawling in the grass is now dangerous
  13. @theandystratton Well then, because correlation equals causation we should arrest everyone with a < 1 ratio for futurecrimes.
  14. @theandystratton Everyone has their priorities...
  15. @arky305 Watch Transformers if you want to stab your brain out with a golfclub. If you don't, then don't watch it.
  16. I am the king of multitasking. I'm actively writing 4 emails, 3 facebook messages, reading 3 print and 4 online articles. HYPERPRODUCTIVE!
  17. @sugarless5 @fishstickz I was thinking about seeing HP with my dad/sis this weekend. Would you guys like to join us?
  18. @theandystratton I was inside most of the time. It was really loud and windy outside and hard to have a conversation. Also... food. :)
  19. @theandystratton Better than smelling like stale garlic. Or fresh anchovies.
  20. @andrewingram You could offer coupon codes for reviews. Look at the reviews before approving them to make sure there's no cheating.