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Zach_Faust

  1. @theasiantomato That's the joke, Asian.
  2. #HGPUL: I'm usually a good guy but you Are you sure you're not a Mellark? 'Cause girl, you've got some nice buns; Make me wanna be a Cinna.
  3. #HungerGamesPickUpLine: Are you from District 1? Cause from where I'm standing, you're Marvel-lous.
  4. #HungerGamesPickUpLine: I may be a gamekeeper. But I won't play a game with your heart.
  5. #HungerGamesPickUpLine: Did Cinna set you on fire? Or are you just hot?
  6. #HungerGamesPickUpLine: Katniss did you lose an arrow? Because I found one in my heart.
  7. #HungerGamesPickUpLine: Are looking for a boyfriend? Because I volunteer as tribute.
  8. #HungerGamesPickUpLine: Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speechless.
  9. #HungerGamesPickUpLine: Roses are red, violets are fine, you're from district 6, I'm from district 9.
  10. #HungerGamesPickUpLine: Are you from district 12? Because I'm about to make you mine.
  11. #HungerGamesPickUpLine: Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
  12. #HungerGamesPickUpLine: Is that a bread roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
  13. #HungerGamesPickUpLine: Did a cannon just sound, or is that my heart beating for you?
  14. #HungerGamesPickUpLine: What are the odds of you being in my favour?
  15. Even on National Hug Your Cat Day, Tweeters still manage to put up pictures of 1D. The only thing remotely close is that they're all pussies
  16. Listening to the Drake and Josh theme song >>>
  17. @annayanezz :'( Prayers to the fam.