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“On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.”
William Jennings Bryan4:14 AM Nov 26thfrom web
“I love Thanksgiving turkey... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger4:13 AM Nov 26thfrom web
“My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.”
Rita Rudner4:13 AM Nov 26thfrom web
“Coexistence... what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.”
Mike Connolly4:13 AM Nov 26thfrom web
GeorgeCarlinWe're having something different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing.4:10 AM Nov 26thfrom web