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ZachAttack069

  1. At the royals game #KCRoyals about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. Ballack to the mls? God let it be true about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  3. Only in America is fucking a horse legal in more states than gay marriage. #MERICA 6:33 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. I wish people started dancing randomly like they do in musicals 4:13 PM Jun 3rd via Twitter for Android
  5. There have been 4 cases of cannibal related attacks recently. That only means 1 thing. #zombieapocalypse 7:53 AM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. College humor is the greatest show ever. 9:16 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for Android
  7. @mattworley00 Fuck you. Stop stealing my jokes! 12:55 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android in reply to mattworley00
  8. Looking forward to Sweden overcoming England and France in the euro cup 8:26 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for Android
  9. @ThisIsDavidWho you would start summer packets already 6:38 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android in reply to ThisIsDavidWho
  10. Its way too cold for summer 12:56 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  11. First time driving alone #PickingUpMilk 6:36 AM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  12. Mephobia: fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies. 7:40 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
  13. Holy shit I will do anything for a dancefestopia ticket 3:59 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
  14. Grandpa gave me a 50 #iloveHim 3:37 PM May 30th via Twitter for Android
  15. I want to trip and talk to God #workaholics 7:41 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android
  16. Just took a four hour map #FeelRefreshed 4:37 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android
  17. Its FIFA time #ThugLife 6:43 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android
  18. My dad listens to red solo cup #bro? 6:13 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android