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ZKNY11

  1. @RealAddySauce I ran through niagara falls on my way to penn
  2. @Chachax154 shots of pepto when I get home
  3. I now truly know what it feels like to absolutely hate your job
  4. @Chachax154 best be lookin at a picture of me
  5. At half the price if not less to gain more control and just sell that bitch to google #rambletweet
  6. And zuckerberg again is a stinking genius, bc he sold 31 million shares at 37.78 per share to just buy back double that amount if not more
  7. If any broker dealers sold their clients on Facebook just lost their licenses and are now called brokerbergs
  8. Whoever bought Facebook stock is a suckerberg
  9. Gonna look into short selling Facebook shares. #fuckyouzuck
  10. I'll track this Facebook stock, predicting increase in price at first followed by decrease below the initial IPO in the coming weeks.
  11. No better way to start the day than "due to police investigation the westbound train to penn station is 25 minutes late" fuckin jumpers
  12. So if hitlers first love was a jewish woman, and that jewish woman ruined his life then the reason for the holocaust was a Jewish woman
  13. “@DoYouBelievelt: Hitler's first love was a Jewish woman.” that's the reason he wanted to kill all the Jews, it makes sense now
  14. @jobeasting classic, I'm gonna bet that you stumbled into a 3 yr olds party for those spoils
  15. @Ckluender2 lmfao! Agreed sounds like caveman talk when you try to read it out loud
  16. @DaGin888 it's just gotten progressively worse since the original
  17. I sprain my ankle like a g @SourD_eacon @jay_seltz @RealAddySauce @DaGin888 twitter.com/ZKNY11/status/…
  18. I'm a frisbitarian, I believe that when you die your soul gets stuck up on the roof and no one can get it down
  19. The only thing good about a badly sprained ankle is the fact that it gives me swag in my step #crippleproblems
  20. I'm thinkin I have to consider retirement after this ankle sprain.