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ZHerman

@showyourteeth call the Orkin man. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to showyourteeth
real cockroaches or las cucarachas that you have to buy from a dealer?“@showyourteeth: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY COCKROACHES IN MY HOUSE?!” about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@ParkerMatthewS they sing, they dance, they violate their paroles. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ParkerMatthewS
@andygrammer can a longtime get a follow? about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@ParkerMatthewS #12stepsforward #12stepsback #butwhogivesaratsass #ilookgood about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ParkerMatthewS
@andygrammer ABBA had only one #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1976, can you name it? They also had 2 #1s on Hot AC and one #1 on dance. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andygrammer
@mattchew03 are you coming Friday night? about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to mattchew03
@andygrammer can you name all five Spice Girls? about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@ParkerMatthewS then lez get sushi. #uglywomenhavepussiestoo about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ParkerMatthewS
@ParkerMatthewS are you a lesbian now?!?!? #nomufftootough about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ParkerMatthewS
ProudNYRPHelper @BetteMidler's & @NYRP's Spring Picnic Is MAY 31'st, Get Tickets -> nyrp.org/springpicnic20… -Also Donate @NYRP To Help @BetteMidler Green NYC! about 14 hours ago via web Retweeted by ZHerman and 1 other
@cher not asking when, just saying it sounds perfect and I can't wait to hear your iconic voice again. You're incredible. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cher
I'm at The Crofoot Ballroom (Pontiac, MI) 4sq.com/KlMbF5 5:40 PM May 27th via foursquare
I was just told by @chigichips that I have to be on my best behavior tonight aka no fucks and definitely no cunts. 3:45 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
I'm going to probably die when I see Bette on Thursday. Just a heads up. 2:56 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@ChelseaVPeretti @BeautifulDay36 I'll gladly take the position! 2:53 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BeautifulDay36
@BeautifulDay36 OMG YES. 2:52 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BeautifulDay36
@BeautifulDay36 @entylawyer Blue Ivy and Suri Cruise are going to be BFFs. 11:34 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BeautifulDay36
@entylawyer @BeautifulDay36 we all just need to face fact. Beyonce "adopted" (read: hired) a Guatemalan midget for photo ops. 10:21 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BeautifulDay36
@ksk_gp_nyc I leave Wednesday and come back Sunday. Once we have corresponding nice days off, we'll go. 10:18 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ksk_gp_nyc

Name Zack
Location Michigan
Bio My hair is insured for $10,000. I do car commercials in Japan. If North Shore was US Weekly, I'd always be on the cover.