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  1. @judasconstant Tiger Wood's wife beat the crap out of him with a golf club. Theoretically.
  2. Last minute shopping almost done. Getting this last pie, then heading home to hide from traffic.
  3. Ready for Thanksgiving at home! Just need to cook! http://twitpic.com/qvcwl
  4. RT @bclevinger: http://is.gd/52KuR Bohemian Rhapsody Muppet Style. Yes, please.
  5. @dantasticfrost Its basically a double stuffed oreo of bigotry.
  6. @dantasticfrost Also, they mention how only jews and catholics do that totally gay front hug. Lotta hate for just one song about Jesus.
  7. @Merlinannblack What are you buzzing about?
  8. @bryklaus It's just like shutting down a public highway to have a mandatory flea market in the road! Everyone has fun and NO ONE ESCAPES.
  9. @bryklaus And it definitely isn't a cheap way to try and build on someone else's hard work.
  10. @bryklaus For lunch today, I couldn't decide between <PRODUCT> and <DIET PRODUCT> so I had both instead!
  11. @bryklaus You can still "use" these websites and networks that other people built. Just put everything in terms of how great <PRODUCT> is!
  12. @Dr_Dinosaur What in your opinion is an uncool dinosaur species? Are you a racistasaurus?
  13. @bryklaus standard "can you read and do basic math" test. I thought it was easy. The senior citizens around me seemed to struggle.
  14. About to take a test to see if I can work for the census sometime next year maybe.
  15. @Merlinannblack Mom wants to know how the meeting went and what you're roommate is lecturing you about.
  16. @bryklaus Congratulations sir! @Merlinannblack Congratulations madam!
  17. Pirate Radio may quite possibly be the perfect film.
  18. Quiltfest made me put on an entry wristband. It's waterproof, so I can shower with this fucking thing on.
  19. PAY NO ATTENTION, NON-FLORIDIANS. THIS IS A HORRIBLE STATE TO LIVE IN AND YOU WOULD NOT ENJOY IT AT ALL! GO MOVE TO ARIZONA WHEN YOU GET OLD
  20. @dantasticfrost No dammit! We already have too many people here with the snow birds!