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at doctors office waiting for my son to get shot.
So I let the wife pick the on-demand movie tonight. She chose, "What Happens in Vegas." I wanted to cut out my own heart.
Forgot my wallet at home while at a farmer's market. Then went to grocery store and dropped pudding that blew up all over my legs...
The drive to daycare is a great form of meditation.
Made trade offer to my sister. Eagerly awaiting her response.... family fantasy football can be so cutthroat.
7AM meeting tomorrow. I hate those meetings. Would rather rip out my own leg hair.
Liking the new season of Heroes. Fringe is a fun show to watch, too. Should be doing work....but would rather talk about TV...
Watching last night's episode of heroes.
Getting ready for curriculum night. It's going to be a mob scene.
@gamingnoise if you are really staying home, that means I am too. Let's do something for that game.
Would you invalidate a fantasy football roster due to non-payment and non-communication? My sources are telling me 'yes'.
just bought a honda cr-v with my wife. First negotiation for us, and we did great. Flippin' sweet.
Son woke us up at 6am. SO awesome for a Saturday.
My best friend thinks that I teach seven year olds.
@gamingnoise sounds like a great time.....for me to poop on.
I dismissed Castle Crashers as another Alien Hominid. I can't believe how wrong I was...
Stayed at work late but came home to a cooked dinner. That NEVER happens. My wife rocks...
Thought are home was broken into when I heard noises downstairs. Nobody around. Smashed my head on the fridge while grabbing a snack...
Just signed chuck norris' name when I paid at BJ'S! I completely got away with it.
I woke up and felt fine after a night of insanity. Still a little mad that my wife had to lie to me in order to get me in the car.
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