YummyCupcakes
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Just wondering if there is a Wii game called "Asshole Parenting"? I'm trying to think of a fitting Christmas gift for my dad.
6:49 PM Nov 29th
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Last night my husband told me I was so sexy he would sleep with me even if he didn't HAVE to. He is such a smooth talker.
6:59 AM Nov 17th
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Creepy bank guy, you are so obvious. I know you only came in to stare at my boobs. You really didn't NEED that $2.67 from your account.
6:34 PM Nov 10th
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Dancing With the Stars? It should be called Dancing With the Has Beens and Unknowns.
7:09 PM Nov 2nd
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When you come in to the bank and I ask you how you are today, the correct answer is not my back hurts and I have my period.
4:27 PM Oct 30th
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Halloween is now a card giving holiday? I just don't get it. Why would anyone need to send a Halloween card? Congrats on wearing a costume?
5:01 PM Oct 28th
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Most kids like to draw pictures of their cat. My lovely, creative darlings drew ON our cat. The ban on Sharpies is now in effect.
5:22 AM Oct 27th
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It might seem like bad parenting to laugh uncontrollably when your son farts in his fathers face, but who cares? That shit is hilarious.
7:47 PM Oct 25th
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If my children were a gift they would be the kind you would return for a full refund or re-gift to someone you didn't really like.
1:07 PM Oct 2nd
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Instead of follow Friday, it's hug Friday and I'm sending out big hugs to anyone who needs one. I know I could sure use one or twelve.
1:05 PM Oct 2nd
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I'm exhausted today because of the foursome my husband and I had last night. Unfortunately it was with a 6 yo who smelled like pee and a cat
7:36 AM Sep 24th
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I might have asked 9 WTF was his problem after that huge tantrum he just had. But, no one else heard me so there is no proof. Never happened
2:00 PM Sep 22nd
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Except for the getting up, getting ready, complaining, backstabbing co-workers and dealing with annoying people all day, I love my new job!
6:46 AM Sep 22nd
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@ Thanks! This working thing and being a mother is taking up all the time I used to spend on twitter.
9:37 PM Sep 21st
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in reply to JeeNeeBee
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The entire side of my dad's family are morons. No, forwarding that email will not get you $245 from Microsoft. Is it possible to UNRELATE?
9:03 PM Sep 21st
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The decision to buy a car shouldn't be based on the logo design and where it is placed. Car shopping with a designer can be so annoying.
7:13 PM Sep 12th
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Farting in bed and then asking me if it smells like Minestrone soup will not get you laid so don't even ask.
7:01 PM Sep 12th
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Back to school! Wonder if the kids will embarrassed by my dancing and singing the Na na na na hey hey hey goodbye song at the bus stop?
5:00 AM Sep 1st
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We painted the hall pink today. Our cat now has a pink nose and front paws. It's good to co-ordinate but I think she's a bit matchy-matchy.
8:03 AM Aug 29th
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Hygiene tip- If people are gaging and have to spray air freshener after you leave the room it might be time to think about having a shower.
8:51 PM Aug 27th
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- Name YummyCupcakes
- Location Stratford, On. Canada
- Bio Yeah, they are real.
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