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  1. Complaint: AIR CONDITIONING NOT WORKING. DEAF RESIDENTS, VERY IMPORTANT. Deaf people: Finally we've discovered their only other weakness. 5:59 PM Dec 14th, 2009 from web
  2. I got this same thing in a fortune cookie once. 5:38 PM Dec 10th, 2009 from web
  3. Customer Complaint: THE EXHAUST VENT MAY BE CLOGGED, THE FLOOR DRAIN MAY BE CLOGGED? THE LADIES BATHROOM SMELLS WORST IN THE AFTERNOON. 5:38 PM Dec 10th, 2009 from web
  4. Let me tell you something: Dustin' makes me feel gooood. 5:32 PM Dec 10th, 2009 from web
  5. Complaint: PLEASE COME VACUUM SPIDERWEBS/SPIDERS. I SAW A "GHOSTBUSTER" VACCUM-THIS SITUATION REQUIRES A STRONG ATTACHMENT ON VACUUM. 5:32 PM Dec 10th, 2009 from web
  6. Beware the consequences of poorly maintained palm hair. 5:01 PM Dec 10th, 2009 from web
  7. Customer Complaint: THE SINK GETS VERY LITTLE PRESSURE. I CANNOT SHAVE OR WASH MY HANDS PROPERLY, WHICH MAY LEAD TO HEALTH CONSEQUENCES. 5:01 PM Dec 10th, 2009 from web
  8. I like your style, you've got spunk But your request I have to flunk Love to help you get unbunked But like your roomie I'm way too drunk 10:53 AM Dec 10th, 2009 from web
  9. AS A BOTTOM-BUNKER I GOT TO GET IN ON THE ACTION TOO... 10:53 AM Dec 10th, 2009 from web
  10. MY ROOMMATE ON THE TOP BUNK THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY TO HAVE SOME 'FUN' (FOR LACK OF A BETTER TERM) WITH A BOY ON THE TOP BUNK. 10:53 AM Dec 10th, 2009 from web
  11. Customer Complaint (in four acts): BUNK BED SHAKING- DEBUNK PLEASE!! 10:53 AM Dec 10th, 2009 from web
  12. Answer the following so we can assist: Is it summer? Did you open a refreshing bottle of Bud Light Lime? Do you live in a 30 second spot? 6:32 AM Dec 8th, 2009 from web
  13. Customer Complaint: AC EXPLOSION 6:32 AM Dec 8th, 2009 from web
  14. Note to HVAC tech: Customer would like radiator to set things on fire. Install flamethrower. 12:45 PM Dec 7th, 2009 from web
  15. Customer Complaint: HEATING MERELY WORKING 12:45 PM Dec 7th, 2009 from web
  16. Tomorrow all buildings will be bulldozed and replaced with Styrofoam. In the meantime, cover yourself in Band-Aids just in case. 10:55 AM Nov 3rd, 2009 from web
  17. Customer Complaint: THE ENTIRE PULL-OUT DRAWER HAS BEEN REMOVED AND THE EDGES ARE DANGEROUSLY SHARP. 10:55 AM Nov 3rd, 2009 from web
  18. Customer Service's sanity has slowly been bending and is at the point where it is a danger to the residents. 10:48 AM Nov 3rd, 2009 from web
  19. Complaint: TOWEL BAR... HAS SLOWLY BEEN BENDING AND IS AT THE POINT WHERE IT IS A DANGER TO THE RESIDENTS BECAUSE OF ITS SHARP EDGES 10:48 AM Nov 3rd, 2009 from web
  20. Yes, your problem is probably the cleaning products. We will import some dirt. 10:38 AM Nov 3rd, 2009 from web
  • Name Customer Service
  • Location DC
  • Bio Your problem is my problem. Actual requests that real people have sent me in CAPS. Unedited except for length.
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