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  1. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! LOL CLASSIC! http://bit.ly/8sUSb #yourmomsbedroom
  2. #thingsdarkiessay Yo mama so black when she get in a car the oil light turns on! http://bit.ly/8sUSb #yourmomsbedroom
  3. LOL! RT @TheRedDivaYour Momma so dumb she thought St. Ides was a church http://bit.ly/8sUSb #yourmomsbedroom
  4. Your mama so ugly she can only leave the house on Halloween night http://twitpic.com/nj7v3 http://bit.ly/8sUSb #yourmomsbedroom
  5. #mymomsaid yo mama so stupid she talks to the mail box to send a voice mail! http://bit.ly/8sUSb #yourmomsbedroom
  6. #whenwewereyoung Yo mama so old when she was young she use to baby sit for Jesus... LOL! http://bit.ly/8sUSb #yourmomsbedroom
  7. Hahaha RT @erikpaterson Yo Momma so fat, that when she jumped for joy... she got stuck. http://bit.ly/8sUSb #yourmomsbedroom
  8. Ya mama so stupid I told her to buy a color TV she came back & said "what color?" Now that funny! LOL! http://bit.ly/8sUSb #yourmomsbedroom
  9. lol @SophieRose_ 's mom's breath so stank she gotta gargle with bleach!!! http://bit.ly/8sUSb #yourmomsbedroom
  10. RT @JStyle_WOW "My other ride is your mom" LOL!!!!! I needed that! http://bit.ly/8sUSb #yourmomsbedroom
  11. @sbopoet Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Need an O2 tank yo! #yourmomsbedroom
  12. LOL just heard this: yo mama so old her birthday expired!!!!!!!! http://bit.ly/8sUSb #yourmomsbedroom
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  14. @Splashgorden That was good but not as good as yo mama was last night!!! http://bit.ly/8sUSb #yourmomsbedroom
  15. @HookBB Yo momma's got so much junk in her trunk it looks like she's having a yard sale! http://bit.ly/8sUSb
  16. LOL!!!! RT @benIbarwick Your mum's so skanky, your sister came out pregnant! #YourMomsBedroom http://bit.ly/8sUSb
  17. @speachless23 Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!!! http://bit.ly/8sUSb
  18. @TashaRozez Yo momma so short she can sit on a dime and swing her legs. #yourmomsbedroom
  19. Yo momma so poor, she savesTV dinner trays and calls them her "good china!" http://bit.ly/8sUSb #yourmomsbedroom
  20. @speachless23 Yo momma so lazy the only marathons she do are television soaps! #yourmomsbedroom