YouSeeMike
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RT @: If the path to success weren't paved with the blood and corpses of decent people, I wouldn't be afraid of setting out.
12:21 PM Nov 24th
from web
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I'm waiting for someone to invent the internal keyboard so I can stick my hands up my ass to keep them warm.
11:33 AM Nov 24th
from web
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Betrayal is common. Friends are fickle. Love is expendable. Laughter is lost. Sadness is welcomed. Drugs are expensive.
11:27 AM Nov 24th
from web
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I only drink because my mind craves new frontiers.
5:58 PM Nov 19th
from Twittelator
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There's not enough fuck in the world for me to accurately describe where you should go.
5:51 PM Nov 19th
from Twittelator
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"I'd pay for it."
My response to the tell me about yourself question.
3:20 PM Nov 19th
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The growing number of my blood relatives being diagnosed as certifiably insane is freaking me out.
I really thought I was the only one.
2:35 PM Nov 18th
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@ Yes, I am pissed (interpret as you will).
6:29 PM Nov 17th
from Twittelator
in reply to NotHot
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I'm so fucked that fuck doesn't even begin to describe the fucking situation. Yeah, it's a fucking conundrum.
6:19 PM Nov 17th
from Twittelator
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It's not who you know that matters. It's who's decomposing in your window seat.
7:57 AM Nov 16th
from web
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Winning is just vaseline for your cornhole.
7:49 PM Nov 13th
from Twittelator
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Success is just failure fucking with you.
7:36 PM Nov 13th
from Twittelator
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Doesn't *complete failure* imply that you've actually finished something and therefore not truly a complete failure?
12:14 PM Nov 13th
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I believe the true measure of one's success is the number of successfully shunned ex-coworkers.
5:05 PM Nov 12th
from Twittelator
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For as much as the future of our world depends on coffee, you'd think we could do better than just a fucking timer.
7:37 PM Nov 2nd
from Twittelator
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Fuckity fuck you fucking fuckster. I will return.
6:06 PM Oct 29th
from Twittelator
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I have one argument against both god and evolution: the lower back. Somebody totally fucked up that design.
5:06 PM Oct 16th
from Twittelator
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I can't seem to remember . . . is it red or white wine for back pain? Oh how I fear the faux pas.
1:07 PM Oct 16th
from web
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I'm almost recovered from my contact with the workforce.
7:20 PM Oct 10th
from Twittelator
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Walk, because she stands. Strut, because you can. Stagger, because you're hammered. Smile, because you don't give a fuck.
7:01 PM Oct 10th
from Twittelator
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- Name Out of Context
- Location The precipice of insanity.
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Trying to quiet the voices.
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