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@daisy4_marie u gawjuss :) 2 minutes ago via Echofon in reply to daisy4_marie
@Daedae_2xx done :) 3 minutes ago via Echofon in reply to Daedae_2xx
I don't lose friends I just end up seeing whose sincere and whose not 10:15 PM May 26th via Echofon
U may have read my story but u haven't walked in my shoes 10:15 PM May 26th via Echofon
U will never have the right to judge me 10:14 PM May 26th via Echofon
@Mrs_Leary y love? 10:13 PM May 26th via Echofon in reply to Mrs_Leary
Now i kno!!! 😰😜RT @ImHis_x3: Brb = looking for an excuse to stop talking to you. 10:12 PM May 26th via Echofon
If I said it I meant it 9:54 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
ICanChangeUrLyf Females always say "nigga's aint sh**" well if ur attracting "sh**" maybe ur a toilet? 7:22 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by YouAreNotJesus and 32 others
ICanChangeUrLyf Once a hoe always a hoe. You putting a ring on that hoe doesn't change the fact that she's a hoe. 7:29 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by YouAreNotJesus and 26 others
@LoveablePerform no prob :) 7:43 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LoveablePerform
Jus because u said "I'm sorry" doesn't mean I have to forgive you 12:13 AM May 26th via Echofon
Its about that time u make me a priority Flymatic jaja RT @Flymatic: #FckYouMean you love her, but you can't even put her first.. 12:13 AM May 26th via Echofon
Money is hard work 9:40 PM May 25th via Echofon
@_DomoniqueeREAL tiring I work too hard :( Jaja how was ur day? 9:33 PM May 25th via Echofon
I will always love this picture instagr.am/p/KfeLuRpXe4/ 8:25 PM May 25th via Echofon
My right hand instagr.am/p/Kq1WRFpXTA/ 8:24 PM May 25th via Echofon
ICanChangeUrLyf What if? instagr.am/p/KvDj5sJXQk/ 9:57 AM May 17th via Instagram Retweeted by YouAreNotJesus and 14 others
@mbezz what u thought I wasn't gonna reply? :) 8:20 PM May 25th via Echofon in reply to mbezz
@mbezz no prob :) 8:20 PM May 25th via Echofon in reply to mbezz

Name Hi I'm poison
Location Look Behind You
Bio I'm not Jesus either, if you slap me, I'll hit you. Btw Im Latina, Nigerian so I can make u disappear in foreign countries. :D ╭∩╮︶︿︶╭∩╮