Yo_Squirrely
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I'm thinking that complaining about my sunburned ears won't get me a lot of sympathy from people on the East Coast.
24 minutes ago
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Props to @ for using the word "maniacal" to describe Harry Reid
29 minutes ago
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@ According to Al Gore, that can't be snow...it must powdered CO2.
30 minutes ago
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in reply to decidedlyright
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@ <Insert Tiger Woods joke here>
31 minutes ago
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@ Not technically a pantry, more a big cabinet in the kitchen...I was using a bit of poetic license
40 minutes ago
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in reply to tippy2bunz
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RT @: cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what says.
about 1 hour ago
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@ [Insert snarky "rebellious Uranus" comment here]
about 5 hours ago
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@ Excuse me? Chuck Norris would never use the wod "fear". He doesn't know what it is...
about 6 hours ago
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On one last note: "Extra Virgin Olive Oil" is one of the most troubling labels in my pantry.
about 10 hours ago
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I need beer, food, and sleep...in that order...and I'm not getting any of that sitting here. Later, peeps...
about 10 hours ago
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@ Gotta love government monopolies....
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to RWBEagle
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@ Southern Nevada Water urges customers to conserve water, then raises rates when consumption goes down. WTF??
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to RWBEagle
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@ After Route 66, Martin Milner couldn't act unless he was sitting in a car....Adam-12 was perfect for him
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to TheyCallMeEllis
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@ Maybe it's just me, but Auto Tune seems intrinsically gay.
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to DLoesch
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Rt @ It Has Begun..Green Activists Want a Ban On Soft Toilet Paper<There's a "pry it from my cold dead fingers" joke here, but...
about 11 hours ago
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RT @: ^5!! RT @: Planes, Trains and Automobiles are Killing Everyone @
about 15 hours ago
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Apocalypse Now, maybe later, or as soon as the Earth stops cooling and starts warming up like it's supposed to be doing now
about 15 hours ago
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In the Lack of Heat of the Night
about 15 hours ago
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They Call Me, Mr. Gibbs
about 15 hours ago
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Lie Hard
about 15 hours ago
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- Name Squirrely wrath
- Location 18 inches from my monitor
- Bio Scientist, brewer, patriot, fiscal conservative, historian, cat owner, awesome Halo3 player, and general smart-ass...and I own guns. Put me on your list, DHS.
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